#yamturds

[mcyt-sh1t]

“i’m sad and my lover is being an ass."-quackity

A/N: this is yet another entry for @yamturds 1k writing event ! again congrats on 1k yams! (can i call you that-) you so deserve each and every one <3

warning: arguing?, swearing.

it was 6am, and you couldn't go to sleep. so you decided to stream. thankfully your friends wilbur, jack and roomate niki were also up so you decided to stream some minecraft with them.

"hi ! hi chat ! how are you guys?"

chat:

SMPLily: early morning stream? POGG !

"hi ! hi ! yes it is an early morning stream with Wilbur, Niki and Jack ! i couldn't sleep and they were also up so we decided to stream some minecraft on the hardcore server !" chat:

SMPLily: POGG !

MinecraftMiko donated £20:

did you hear that ranboo is in the uk?

Periwinkle: oh my god yes ! are you going to meet up with them?

"yes ! i heard ranboo was here ! did you guys hear that too?"

"he is? since fucking when?" jack asked which made all of you laugh.

"yes ! did you not see tubbo's stream before mcc?"

"no."

"that fucking explains it then." wilbur said making you all laugh again.

chat:

3picM1ner donated £10:

also your team did so well in mcc ! sorry you didn't win though :/

"yes ! we did so well we had such great teamwork dinamic, i can't wait to play with them all again, i had so much fun ! even though we didn't win but i really recommend doing mcc, its really a live changing event ! and we all raised so much money for the trever project which is amazing !"

*a few minutes later*

"nikiiiiiiiii.."

"yes?"

"can you please hug me?"

"of course i can ! but isn't your boyfriend there?" she asks but she still comes out of her room to yours to hug you anyway.

"no.. he left last night, but thank you !"

"why are you two hugging? i want a hug too !" wilbur said sounding like he's on the verge of crying. (fake crying don't worry !)

"well.. i'm sad and my lover is being an ass. i know he's in my chat, but he won't call or text me back to cheer me up."

immediately after you said that you heard a discord call notification come from your other pc(you have three pc's because your a swag streamer)

incoming call: mi amor <3

"anddd.. that's him calling me." you say before answering the call to hear quackity yelling at you in spanish.

what the fuck do you mean i'm being 'an ass'? i was away ! why didn't you tell me you were sad? i would have dropped everything and bought a ticket to the uk first thing in the morning- actually fuck it. i'm buying one now."

"alex-"

"no buts. i'll be there in a few hours. love you, bye !"he said as he hanged up abruptly.

"i- well my boyfriend is coming over."

"again?"

"i didn't tell him to ! he just said he's buying a ticket and he should be here in a few hours."

"well, we don't know since you two were talking in spanish the whole time-"

"we were? i didn't even realise.."

*a few hours later*

"right okay, i think its time i end stream her-"

"HOLAAA !!"

"andddd he's here !"

chat:

3picM1ner: POG !

SMPLily: height check?

MinecraftMiko: YES ! height check?!

"alright chat, we'll do one soon." you say getting out of your chair and opening the door to yell a quick "thanks !" to niki.

"hi alex !" you say kissing his cheek.

"hi n/n ! now weren't you supposed to be sad?"

"first let's do a height check !"

"NO!"

"come onnn!!"

"fine."

chat:

3picM1ner: LMAOOO SMALL QUACKITY!

SMPLily: Y/N IS TALLER THEN QUACKITY!

MinecraftMiko: I KNEW IT! I KNEW THEY WOULD BE TALLER THEN HIM!

"okay guys! that's it for the stream! thanks for joining! byeee!"

"bye chat!!" alex says as you turn off your stream.

"nowww sad cuddles?"

A/N: finally i finished ! :D hope you enjoy ! <3

[earthtooz]

CONGRATS ON 5K EARTH MY TALENTED BELOVED YOU DESERVE THE WORLD AND I AM SO PROUD OF YOUUUU <3333

THANK YOU YAMS I L*VE YOU YAMS :(((((((((((((

[dysfunctionalcrab]

hello niss i love you very much and wish you amazing day mwah

hiya yams i love u more :( <3 i will try have a good day but i hope you have a wonderful day too :D also we need to play more roblox together too pls-

[basilly]

Freeze! You’re under arrest for being so lovely🥰 Copy this message to 10 other blogs that you think are beautiful and deserve it. Keep the game going and make others feel beautiful! ❤️

hi food love, how are you today? i haven’t been able to go on much, i hope all is well!! <3 /p

AWH TY <3

im good! lots of studying + finding fics- how are you?

[v-1enna]

oops it’s been a bit, have a photo (i tried)

hearts, love, have nice time zone pls

i enjoy how everyone has just accepted my hyperfixation now it's really great

also my timezone is great and probably better than yours tyvm

[cr0wbonezz-wr1ting-inc]

pls get something into your system and rest once able to later today <3 /p

ily ty yams <3 /p

[mcyt-sh1t]

“who cares if they see, just hold my hand.” -wilbur

A/N: this is yet another entry for @yamturds 1k writing event ! again congrats on 1k yams! you so deserve each and every one <3

warning: swearing, fluff lol.

the day was finally here. you and wilbur were finally going to announce your relationship to the internet. you just a normal british girl(i’m so sorry for always making reader british its just easier for me to write for since i’m british😭) and wilbur soot. internet sensation and musician.

"you sure your ready for this?" wilbur asks once again before he presses the 'start stream' button.

"mhm! they deserve to know." you say smiling.

he smiles back at you and grabs your hand reassuringly.

"will-"

“who cares if they see, just hold my hand.” he says smiling as he presses the 'start stream' button.

stream starts in:

3

2

1

stream is live

"now lets wait for everyone to show up."

you nod your head as you look back at the screen seeing people pile in and saying 'hi' in chat.

"hi chat ! how are you all today?" wilbur says smiling and starts saying thank you's to the people who subscribed and donated.

"now, i know you all are probably dying to know what me and y/n have to say.." he turns to you and whispers again if your okay with this, you nod your head again.

"okay.." he takes a deep breath. "so me and y/n have wanted to tell you guys this for quite some time now but we wanted some privacy first. so, i guess what i'm trying to say is.. me and y/n are dating !"

chat:

SMPLily: POGG !

MinecraftMiko donated £20:

how long have you guys been together?

"nearly. what 5/6 months?" wilbur asked as he turned to face you.

"will.. its been nearly 8 months.."

"oh- yeah. i knew that !"

chat:

Periwinkle: will. you are very bad at lying you know that right?

"HA ! NOT CHAT MAKING FUN OF YOU-" you say giggling.

"its not funny."

hollymc: it is though-

"STOP LAUGHING AT ME !!"

"i-i'm sorry but this is too funny-" you say trying not to laugh even more.

A/N: i don't know what else to write so here :) also i kinda forgot about this- it was kinda just sitting in my drafts o.o

[mcyt-sh1t]

“only you would be up at this time.”-punz

A/N: this is for @yamturds 1k writing event ! again congrats on 1k yams! (can i call you that🧍‍♀️-) you so deserve each and every one <3

warning: use of real name, arguing?, swearing.

“If I understand you correctly, you think that staying up this late is healthy for you?”

you and punz were *arguing* about him streaming so late at night all the time. (you had come to say a quick hello before he goes to work but you had found him streaming🧍‍♀️) you were getting concerned because he had ruined his sleep schedule, and he can barely get up for work (for this lets pretend he doesn't just stream on twitch🧍‍♀️) or occasionally come with you to see your friends for a nice day out. when he does come, you both always have to leave early because he is always tired. your friends understand but its has seriously had you worrying for his mental health.🧍‍♀️

"look, i get it okay !" "do you? do you really understand what i'm talking about? luke, this isn't healthy !" "i know ! i know its not healthy for me but i can't fall asleep okay? and streaming.. helps me.." (this reminds me of the tiktok audio: 'because singing killed my grandma okay?'🧍‍♀️)

silence passed between you both for a couple seconds.

"well.. why didn't you come to me? i could have helped you ! yoi know having a therapist as a partner really benefits. you can come talk to me."

(i'm sorry for making reader a therapist😭🧍)

"i know.. look, can we just forget all this? stop arguing?"

"will you promise to come to me if you can't sleep?" "i promise." "great ! now i think we should look at apartments/houses for sale, so we can finally move in together." "sounds like a plan ! angry cuddles?" "yes !"

as you both cuddled up to each other on the sofa, punz took out his phone and you both started looking at apartments/houses for sale in your area.

"only you would be u at this time searching for apartment/houses." "shut up." after a few minutes, you found one which you both liked and it wasn't too expensive ! you both put a bid on it and waited a few minutes for the owner to respond.(i don't know how buying houses/apartments work. don't attack me please🧍‍♀️ correct me if i'm wrong though) it was taking quite a while, so luke went to the kitchen to make coffee for you both. (energy boost <3) suddenly you heard a notification from luke's phone, you quickly clicked on it to see: 'congratulations the owners name has accepted your bid.' (I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS WORKS OKAY?🧍‍♀️😭)

"OH MY FUCKING GOD LUKE !!"

"what?" he said coming into the living room with two cups of coffee.

"WE GOT THE HOUSE !"

this boy literally drops the mugs of !!hot!! coffee on the fucking carpet🧍‍♀️

"WHAT?!"

"WE GOT THE FUCKING HOUSE !!"

"THAT'S FUCKING AMAZING !" he hugged you and held you close to him. "i can't wait to live with you. i love you so much."

"i love you too luke."

"WE HAVE OUR OWN HOUSE !!"

A/N: FINALLY ITS FINISHED !! now onto the quackity one !! i had so much fun writing this thank you so much yams for letting me participate <3