Imagine a reader who's so tired of everyone's bs and with a resting bitch face that automatically makes everyone distance themselves but it still doesn't stop people from being annoying around you. Until one day you met Ayato Aishi, the most lonely boy in school.
Honestly you don't know how it happened but suddenly you two have been hanging around each other. You two can be as dead as you want and none of you would judge. Not even his random mumblings will move you. Something about his crush and how she's nice and that people need to stay away like okay dude good luck.
You lean against him as you accompany him with your own ramblings. Mostly during lunch but it doesn't stop you from doing it anywhere. You even start to worry if you're annoying him more that you realised. Whatever you'll find out soon, he's blunt with his words anyway.
Once you two were hanging out during lunch at the rooftop, you were complaining about Musuko(Musume but 'son' meaning) and his bitchass group + fans and you let out a slip of, "they're so annoying OMFG I might actually punch or kill them one day istg" and then you hear your dear friend say "I can do that for you." Which obviously made you stop and look at him before laughing as if it's a joke.
He was not joking. You found that out when he almost tried to kill one of them. Yeah turns out you're his new crush after all that hanging out or maybe he's just a protective friend? You don't know, you're just exasperatedly tired. So now you got this blood leech on a leash or else he'll snap.
"Damn bro you're like a dog"
"i can be"
"can you NOT."
