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Nyan Cat!

What if, at the core of the Earth, instead of some kind of liquid metal bullshit, it's a Nyan Cat? A Nyan Cat, that masturbates to Crying Mime Rape Porn. That sperm, rainbow in color, gold when cooled to a solid form, is what provides the heat from the core of the Earth.