Currently
RAGE STROKE TO END ALL RAGE STROKES
The Eagles just eliminated me from my survivor pool and I plan on taking out all of my anger on the Eagles fan with whom I share this apartment.
However, if Seattle beats Baltimore then all of us losers will advance to week 11. (One dude picked the Chargers, four of us picked the Eagles, and another dude picked the Ravens. GOD THIS SHIT IS STRESSFUL.)
The normally pretty long list of people, places, and things I want to burn down & destroy has been amended to include every single thing under then sun.
FUCK.







