"Well shit, where to start. What got me into music photography you ask hmmmmm… Well to level with you music photography, or photography just in general makes me want to burn my eyeballs out with a blunt eraser. NOOOOO, photography is just a cover for my grand diabolical scheme of reigning terror in god-forsaken world. My camera is actually a genetic modifying ray of DOOM that will mutate the putrid human race into GIANT EVIL SLUGS WITH MUSTACHES! The GIANT EVIL SLUGS WITH MUSTACHES will SHOOT LASZERS OUT OF THEIR EYES, VOMIT MOLTEN LAVA, AND SHIT FIRE! Finally this world will be mine to rule over! Mush ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! The only problem is that I can’t seem to get the calibrations correct on my genetic modifying ray of doom so until then I guess I’ll just keep taking pictures. It keeps me from masturbating.“