#zantext

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optimus prime likes to kiss boats

you heard it here first

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i should never draw

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cake boss is one of the greasiest looking people i’ve ever seen

like

i feel like if you shook cake boss’s hand when you brought it back it’d be covered in a film of cake boss ooze

someone force cake boss to take a shower for fuck’s sake

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Well I hope you all enjoyed that hella mushy and embarrassing post last night it was supposed to be for my girlfriend and I's private blog but tumblrs stupid so it ended up being public

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honestly ngl tumblr's beyonce worshippers are pretty much on equal level with justin bieber fans imo

both obsessed and infatuated and convinced their lord and savior is infallible

cringeworthy and uncomfortable to watch, but also strangely funny

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holy cow Persona 5 looks so fucking cool

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My professor keeps pronouncing Cerberus as sebber-us and it's driving me nuts.

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you do realize that there's a difference between furries and beastiality right?

yeah the difference is whether or not the animal they want to fuck can walk on two legs and talk or not