nsfw funpoison headcanons bc literally two people mentioned wanting them
I'm like- WAY way too indulgent in this ship methinks. These fuckers are my whole life I fear
Bdsm warning if that's a thing #imcringe. Heavily contemplating this post for no apparent reason
THEY 👏ARE 👏NASTY👏 BITCHES!!!!!!👏
Hypothetically If there's a list for top ten freakiest little shits in the desert they're both on there. Idk what rank but they're 100% on there
I like to think that since party's the bottom (a raging one might I add) but also a bit taller than ghoul they kinda like scooch downwards when pressed against a wall or anything of the sort so they're at last at eye level with him🥀
If party had the balls (no pun intended) to top they'd have a strap on and I will die on that hill (ftm party poison my beloved)
Fun ghoul the weird little sadist you are.. tho he wouldn't even BREATHE on party without being given the right-away, which is funny bc he is wildly erotically violent and I mean that in the most positive way possible
theres something truly intimate about getting the shit both beaten and fucked out of you. Something party poison has likely said
Party def gave ghoul a wee bit of a vocal kink bc they are SO FUCKING NOISY
speaking of vocals I think ghoul would be a bit more on the quiet side, but hes not completely silent
Veryy light pet play, just a leash and collar and sum dirty talk
okay and maybe some clicker training
and. Um. Maybe sum sits and roll overs
um.
okay maybe not THAT light..
Anyways speaking of dirty talk: back to ghoul, GOD DAMN does that mf talk sum NASTY shit. He's so good at dirty talk it's scary he just fucking yaps the most diabolical things
Their dynamic is funny bc normally partys the bitchiest bossiest little shit ever and ghoul just follows them around like a confused puppy but in a sexual setting 99% of the time the roles are INSANELY switched up. Hoes humbled and egos rumbled
Ghouls poor combat boots are constantly getting ABUSED💔 from all the kicking and shoving and stomping and humping and cumming and pissing and
Oh yeah did I mention The Piss Kink. Or no- SHOULD I mention the piss kink. On one hand i think it's a bit too out there to mention and on the other hand it's basically kinda canon ish... (party poison hanky code theory and Gerard way piss obsession my beloved) But uh yeah. Piss.
Posted this originally on ao3 but I figured it might do better here :D eat up nurse gee enjoyers
(if this seems overly specific that's A) bc nurserard is basically like my oc atp so ofc🙄 I put her into detail and B) bc I am shameless (ful) nurserard selfshipper so uhhh- this is mainly self indulgent ngl😭)
-Sfw-
They had a crush on you for a while, then pathetically confessed on a, originally platonic, coffee date
Kiiiinda insane about you ngl. excuse my cringe but she probably has a wee little bit yandere in her. Ngl.
They're actually the most sweetest most angelic most loving creature to ever walk the earth and I exaggerate not in the slightest
They love to call you pet names like bunny, darling, angel, sweetie, etc
On that note, they like when you call them nursey (or any other name u wanna imagine :D) (and also funny pet names like miss malpractice :3 because she's a criminal :3)
They will drop EVERYTHING for you, need something you can't reach? She got it, busted your leg open and are bleeding out and almost dying? She got that too.
Overprotective as fuck ngl.. you appreciate the care and extra safety tho
Absolute simp for you idgaf how outdated that word is I MEAN IT
Loves to share everything with you; clothes, food, makeup, a house, their soul, soda,, what's yours is theirs and what's theirs is yours!
She like to go shopping for cute stuff with you on their days off, they also like going to parks and flower fields with you
Would and has probably killed a man for you
Would probably also die for you
They care about most all of their patients in some capacity, but of course your their favorite,, your not just the only one they haven't committed medical malpractice on for no reason
Can you tell I like the concept of her commiting medical malpractice
Theyre so queer that no matter what gender direction your relationship is in it is gay in EVERY fucking direction.
Clingy asf Btw.
CLINGGYYYYUYYYY‼️‼️‼️‼️
She likes to draw you a lot, especially at work. Sometimes she gives her drawings to you
Also likes to make crafts for you, usually stuff like bracelets and flower crowns
Did I mention they're clingy
Reads or talks you to sleep sometimes
Shes VERY gentle and caring with everything they do you-wise; when theyre doing anything medical, helping you with self care, comforting you when your down, literally everything and anything. She treats you like an angel
-nsfw-
If there was an award for loving to play with your cunt/cock more than anything gee would have it
Seriously.. they LOVE to get you off, probably more then attending to their own pleasure
Has most likely came just from giving you oral
Their a soft dom 100%
Remember the nicknames headcanon? Yeah I forgot to mentioned MOMMY KINK.
Owns a lot of toys probably
Despite the previously mentioned soft dom roll, she'd probably switch to a sub in SECONDS if you wanted her to
O r a l f I x a t I o n
is now a good time to mention she has a gynecology/urology degree? Yeah, those fingers get around there GOOD. (I say gynecology bc it's pussy associated and urology bc it's asshole associate #smutdiveristy/hj)
Did I mention the mommy kink
well specifically more of a mama kink, your always calling her mama and it drives her insane (this can actually be nsfw or sfw bc ngl that's kinda sweet...)
they singlehandedly gave you a medical/nurse kink and your not even hiding it.. cold and flu season n they're taking care of you? Yeah that cough ain't the only thing wet
The BEST at aftercare, those cuddles just hit different (see last headcanon from sfw list teehee)
TITTY SUCKING BOTH WAYS ANY WAY ANY GENDER #LONGLIVETHEBREASTS
They def have a thing for bite marks and hickeys (giving and receiving)
She LIVES for your little noises..
I do not know how to comfortably close off a hc list so uhhh yeah bye #unprofessional
A/N: funpoison ficcc😝😝 had this on my ao3 before but I orphaned my account lol, so it's getting reposted here!
Contains kicking and shoving and humping and railing and all that nasty shit...
Also aftercare part is short and absolute DOGSHIT bc idk how to write it correctly so pls feel free to skip it lmao (whole thing is lwk dogshit but at least it's not ai #justiceforemdashes)
The two couldn't even be bothered to waste time making out
Ghoul quickly shuffled through a drawer while Party quickly undressed behind him
Ghoul pulled out a dog collar and gestured for Party, who was now only in boxers, to come closer, and clipped it gently onto their neck
"Sit" Ghoul instructed
Party obeyed the familiar order and dropped to their knees, looking up at the other with those big green eyes he loved so
"Good boy" Ghoul cooed, giving them playful scratch on the head followed with a peck
He then threw off his shirt and went to untie his combat boots,, before Party piped up
"Wait- can you uhh- keep those on..?" They requested shyly
Ghoul shot a curious look at them"How come?" He asked
"Uhh Because i-" Party paused for a second "would you be okay with kicking me?" They reworded anxiously, face a bright red
"You want me to kick you?" Ghoul replied, not being able to hold back a small smile out of amusement
Party nodded and hummed in response
Ghoul knelt down with a shit eating grin on his face, caressing the others jaw
"you sure? Y' really want me to do that?" He asked, partly with genuine 'concern' and partly with intent to tease Party
They nodded again. Ghoul looked them up and down
He gave a light chuckle "fuckin pain slut.." he muttered under his breathe, tilting Party's face slightly upward from their chin
Their breathe hitched and their face went hot
"So you- y' gonna do that?" Party asked sheepishly after a second or two
"Oh you're eager aren't you?" Ghoul teased "but yes, m'love of course I will,," he continued "y' can make me do anything really.."
A seductive look washed upon his face
He gingerly inched his foot forward just enough to touch Partys inner thigh
"do it" they whispered, barely audible
Ghoul drove his foot right into them that very second, tightening the leash in suit
Party buckled forward, they let out a choked noise
He gave them a moment, watching carefully to read if they were okay
They then shot an imploring look up at Ghoul, giving a little 'hm' as signaling for more
That's one of the things he loved about them,, they never really asked or said things unless they needed to, were made to, or was truly desperate, they talked with their eyes - no - begged with their eyes
He understood the subtle gesture and stepped over to stand at their side. He placed a hand on their head and drove his foot into their hip, harder this time. Party tensed and grunted, fuck did they love this..
Ghoul bent down "y' doin' okay?" he whispered.
Party nodded with an inhale "mhm,, keep going"
"what d' we say, pup?" He cooed as he softly tucking a strand of hair behind their ears
"please..." Party corrected with a smidge of attitude
He praised them with a little pat on the head. then kicked them in a spot on the side of their lower back
Party tensed up and winced, each blow felt like some fucked up shock wave going to their cunt
Ghoul then shoved them to back-face the bottom of the side of the bed they were sat by
They gasped as Ghoul took a hand to firmly rest on their head, the other still loosely holding on to their leash
"Oh you really get off on this shit, huh? Ya like bein kicked n' shoved around? Fucking dog" he belittled them
They looked up at him with those stupid desperate eyes, the said eye contact didn't last very long on Partys end though, since their slumped position made it uncomfortably to look up that much without bothering their head- funny enough that led their eyes to land right on Ghouls aching bulge
Ghoul very slightly inched the tip of his foot towards the gap between Partys legs, just enough for the movement to be noticable
"can I do something..?" He asked, softening the look in his eyes momentarily
They darted their eyes down for a nanosecond to where his foot was, that was all the time it took to know what he was saying
Party smoothly shuffled their hips a bit outwards as a sign of consent
For a split second Ghoul mentally snickered to himself; he could see the dampness on their crotch darkening their boxers.. it's funny how wet they got just from getting hit
He very lightly grazed the tip of his boot over their clit, paused, then drove his foot right into their pussy
Party jumped and made a noise that was somewhat of a mix between a whine and a choke
Ghoul almost immediately slammed his boot into their clit, twisting and rubbing roughly to stimulate it, giving a hard tug to the leash at the same time
They moaned in response, shuffling around, but they couldn't tell if they wanted to rub into the overstimulation or out of it
"Gosh, you whine like a fuckin' dog pois.." Ghoul spat, jamming his foot into them harder in suit to his words
Party choked. Ghoul roughly shoved his foot off their clit
He thought for a moment, then he had an idea. He placed his foot down back between their legs
"Y' wanna hump this?" Ghoul asked, nodding to his foot
Party nodded, flustered
"hm, Go ahead" Ghoul ordered, pulling their leash forward
Party climbed onto Ghouls foot and positioned themselves comfortably on his boot
Ghoul scoffed softly "you'd rub y'self on anything just to get off, huh?" he teased, running his fingers through Partys hair as they positioned themself on the top of his boot
Once they where comfortable, Party wasted no time grinding. They slowly rocked their hips back and forth on the ridges of his shoe laces
They sped up their pace after moment, causing short, soft, breathy moans to escape from their throat. Ghoul stood with his hand gingerly petting their head
They went faster. Their fingers tensed and curled slightly to grab the fabric of Ghouls pants as they progressed to fuller moans
He chewed on the inside of his lip. He still held Party on a tight leash, enamored with the way they mindlessly grinded their clit on him
That was kind of their thing; they liked to hump and rub themself on him at any given time within reason. They just got so eager and impatient sometimes they couldn't wait any longer to get stimulation,, and Ghoul loved it
They're thrusts got harder and harder, pathetic noises leaving their mouth
Ghoul suddenly have a tug to Partys hair, the choked noises they where already voicing jumped at what must've been an octave higher into a moan
"Hmph" he chuckled "I knew ya had a thing for me pullin' your hair.."
he scratched the area of their head where he pulled their hair like you would a dog
They'd been denying the hair pulling kink lately, but of course they stood no chance
Party felt themself getting close, humping more and more irregularly, trying to get relief
They didn't know if they were allowed to cum; Ghoul liked to make them hold it.. but fuck, at this point they don't really care
They came with just a few more moves, screwing their eyes shut as they cried out, jolting their hips for more stimulation
Ghoul yanked their leash as they rode out their orgasm messily, clawing into his leg
He immediately showered them with praise once they slowed down and loosened his grip on the leash
"Awhh good boy.. such a good good puppy for me..." he cooed at them, petting their head and rubbing their face as they came -somewhat- back to consciousness
The shit he did to them drove them crazy in the best ways possible..
He tutted and peeled Party off his leg and back onto the ground
They slumped back against the bed frame again and looked up at Ghoul with their usual yearnful eyes
He abruptly gave one last excruciatingly rough kick to their raw, oversensitive cunt. They gave way under the pressure, folding over and whimpering
He rested his foot on their hip for a moment; examining, making sure they're okay - and of course they are. He saw it in their face, the ecstacy in being hurt like this. They love it
He unclasped the leash, leaving just the dog collar
"Up" he commanded, giving a weak tap to the place his foot was at before removing it
Party held on to Ghoul as they sheepishly rose from the floor, wobbling slightly
They stood and fiddled with their hands
He tutted sympathetically and pushed a few pieces of hair our of their face. He lovingly admiring the flustered look they wore - maybe staring a bit too long - but what did he care?
He gently guided them to sit on the bed, letting his hand linger on them as it slid off their shoulder and down their arm
Ghoul stepped back and quickly took off the rest of his clothes, boxers and all. He chucked them to the ground. Party just stared, of course, their eyes fixed on his hard dick springing out
He stepped back over to them and ran his hands over their body, stopping momentarily to check the spots he hit
As he was doing so, Party smoothly pressed their lips to his. He kissed back, taking a hand to hold the back of their head
They slid their tongue into his mouth, deepening the kiss
Ghoul then broke it to lower his head to their neck. He left a trail of wet, open-mouthed kissed down from their jaw to their throat
He stopped, lifting his head just enough to move his mouth
"are you hurt badly anywhere?" He asked
"Uhm, no not really" Party replied, moving their head slightly to try and meet the others face
He turned his head to them "You sure? I didn't hit too hard?" He inquired further
"Mhm, I'm sure" they reassured, taking a hand to guide his head back to their neck
Ghoul giggled
He moved their head sideways to give Party a quick hickey, spitefully leaving the bruise noticably high up on their neck
" 'm gonna fuck you now" he muttered with a tinge of humor, pulling his head up to leave a kiss on their cheek. Party smiled
He pushed them down to lay on their back and pulled their boxers off, disposing of them on the floor
Party ogled at him, biting their lip with a faint tug at the corners of their mouth - or as Ghoul calls the expression, their 'fuck me' face
Ghoul shot a look at them to triple check consent, they nodded in response
He spread their legs and ran his thumb over their drenched cunt. The direct contact sent a shiver down Partys spine
He lined up his cock to their hole and carefully pushed it in
They inhaled audibly, the feeling of arousal hit them immediately
Ghoul started to move at an excruciatingly slow pace, purposely just to torture them
"Hmfg- faster.." Party whined, trying to move their hips to make more stimulation
Ghoul thought about if he should keep teasing them or just fuck them already; either way they'd probably end up a whining mess, so he quickened to a more moderate pace
They gasped, their hips jerked at the increased sensuality
Ghouls lips parted as he moved in and out of them, just barely audible little chokes of pleasure coming from him
He rubbed their thighs as he kept fucking them at that pace
Party let out breathy gasps and moans with almost every steady thrust. Their whole body slowly becoming more drunken to the satisfaction
Ghoul went even faster, his hands gripping into their thighs. They threw their head back and moaned louder
He took a hand to their their engorged, swollen clit and started to rub it hard
"Fuck!-" they choked, legs and hips twitching as they clawed at the duvet
Ghoul drank up every sound and every move and every sexed out face they made,,.he loved how expressive they where more than anything, knowing he makes them feel so good
He rubbed at them rapidly for a good minute or so, but he didn't want them cumming too soon. So he took his thumb off their clit and pulled out, replacing it with his dick and slid it across the spot just to tease
He then pushed himself back in them. He went harder and faster than before, basically railing them at this point. His hands gripped at their hips to keep them stable
Party was a moaning mess.. All they could do was whine and cry and beg
Suddenly, he pulled out again. Before Party could say anything he was shoving them further onto the bed
He manhandled them into a different position without warning, putting them on their side with a leg bent over his shoulder
He immediately slammed back into their pussy with a grunt. One hand was on their knee and the other on their side, wasn't the best placement for holding them still - but he could get so much deeper inside them now
Ghoul continued to ram into them aggressively, his face painted with a fucked out expression
Party cursed and writhed - not from discomfort - but from all the force, it was so overwhelmingly, so good
They whined and panted, not having a single second to catch their breath. They pathetically moaned Ghouls name like it was the only word they knew
"Y' so fuckin' loud Poison.. it really feels that good huh?" Ghoul slurred "Gettin' y' cunt fuckin' pounded like this?" He took a hand to tug roughly at their collar
Partys neck strained. They whimpered as tears puddled in their eyes,, everything he did turned them on so much they felt like they'd explode
He took his hand off the collar and pulled a chunk of their hair. they moaned in response
"Look at you, so fucking pathetic" he spat "y' feel so damn good I just can't fuck you hard enough, I just wanna rail your stupid puppycunt 'till y' can't form a fucking thought, y' know that?"
he tugged at their hair even harder. Leaning in to get as close to their face as he could in the position
Party whined in pain and pleasure. They felt like they could've came just from hearing Ghoul say all those things..
Ghoul yanked his hand out of their scalp and placed it to hold their upper arm
They made little gasps like they couldn't breathe, there was so much stimulation they were almost dizzy
He kept fucking them mercilessly, panting and out of breathe from doing so with almost no break
Party felt their second orgasm creeping up on them, their cunt becoming wetter and wetter as the feeling only got better
Their legs jolted involuntarily, their noises got more and more frantic
They tried to give Ghoul a warning, but they just choked back on their words; just barely voicing an understandable 'i'm-'
"Aw Y' gonna cum, baby? Thats what y' tryin' to tell me?" He cooed, Party hummed and nodded. "Hah, y' can't even fuckin' talk.. how sad" he added in false sympathy
Party whimpered, the way he degraded them only made them more desperate and aroused
Their cunt was so sore and sensitive and overworked they couldn't take it. They were so fucking close
They almost choked out as a surge of the pleasure hit the uncontrollably
They let out a string of high pitched moans and cries as their orgasm crashed down on them, their body tensing
Ghoul slowed down and pressed a thumb to their overstimulated clit as hard as he could, making them cry out even more
At the same time he gave a few more slow thrusts until they finished
He then pulled out of them and giving his dick a just a few pumps with his shakey, cumming on their abdomen with a soft groan
They both stood still, panting
Ghoul gently unhooked their leg from his shoulder and let them roll onto their back
He pushed his hair out of his face and plopped down next to Party
"That was fucking batshit" they laughed, smiling tenderly at him
He smiled back with a scoff "ya think? Fuck, man I think that's the most aggressive I've been with you to date"
They gave a soft chuckle
"No but seriously- are you okay? All that kicking and shoving had'a do some wear on you" Ghoul asked, bringing a hand to caress their chest
"Well I mean, some spots are definitely gonna bruise n' my neck's a bit achy, but I'm not dying" Party replied "Besides ya've manhandled my ass many times before 'nd I'm always just fine" they affirmed, placing a kiss on his head
"Alright just checking" he said with a faint smile, gently unclipping the dog collar from their neck and tossing it to the side somewhere.
My nurseeee my mamaaaa my wifffeee I love her sm I need her to fuck me and hit me and manhandle me and call me a good puppy and kiss me and finger me with her latex gloves and
