In the spirit of Thanksgiving, how would a dinner night with Queen Marika’s family go? What dishes does each demigod bring, what antics do they pull throughout the night, and who’s being forced to sit at the kid’s table?
*The room is silent save for the picking of food and the ticking of the clock. Marika sits at the head of the table, eye bloodshot and heavilly bagged as she waits, WAITS, for something to happen*
Radagon: ...So... Radahn... how's you latest campaign going?
Radahn: ...Where's Godfrey? I was told Godfrey would be here.
Radagon, putting his head in his hands: Son, I'm trying here.
Rykard: Sorry, dad, I don't think he can hear you over the sound of the fucking divorce papers.
Zoryas, a baby at the moment: Bleh! *clangs spoon against bowlk, wanting more pudding*
*Ranni takes the opportunity to scoop up baby Zoryas and cuddles her. Zoryas yawns and goes to sleep in Ranni's arms*
Tanith: How are you better at that than me, sister-in-law?
Ranni, look Radagon dead in the eye: MY mother showed me how. She's a good mother
Leonard, the horse, next to Radahn: Neigh!
Radahn: Good point, well made Leonard!
Miquella, at the kids table int he corner: Guys, can we please come to the main table? This plastic chair is hurting my ass.
Malenia, sitting with him in a chair that's comically too small: My legs are getting cramped.
Radahn: OBEY MY RESTRAINING ORDER YOU LITTLE CREEP!
Mohg, from his seat: MINE TOO!
Miquella: I SAID I WAS SORRY!
Messmer: THIS IS THE FAMILY YOU ABANDONED ME FOR, MOTHER?!'
Marika, her concentration finally breaking: I ABANDON A LOT OF FAMILY MEMBERS, MESSMER! YOU AREN'T SPECIAL
Godwyn, as the fight continues: One dinner. I'd like one dinner-
Melina: It's a fools hope, brother.
Morgott: ...Where is father, though?
Melina: I think he said something about catching the main course-
*the doors burst open. Godfrey, bare chested, carries two giant goats over either shoulder. Nepheli is beside him, also carrying a goat*
Godfrey: WE BRING THE MAIN COURSE!
Nepheli: FRESHLY SUPLEXED THIS MORNING!