This is Us!!!

5 boys, Lost the X Factor but won the world! My names Beckster/Becky & I blog 1D & 5SOS :) Feel free to chat me or ask any questions..!(: My favorite is Naill, since we are both Irish!(:

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[void-flesh]

this is the most realistic queer dialogue ive ever seen

[zeverity]

Important context: they’re married to each other.

[30-minute-memes]

F E A R huh?

[paramoregfgoingoutofbusinesssal]

quarantine moods ive seen:

horny

animal crossing

on drugs

mental breakdown

messing w ur appearance

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

“The Most Popular Girls in School” is BACK and it’s STILL FUCKING GREAT.

Warning: This video contains probably every swear word in the English Language.

[thetequiladiaries]

“…OK well, good luck.”

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

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I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[heartgemsona]

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

[baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

This post is a journey

[virtuous-thing]

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

[dovewithscales]

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

[eldbitch-horror]

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

[dovewithscales]

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

[hyratel]

I MEAN where’s the lie

[dovewithscales]

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

[giada-luna]

Reblogging for that last exchange.

[hugintheraven]

@shanastoryteller

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[randomencounters]

Encounter: a wizard, unless you can prove otherwise

[sixpenceee]

A shark swimming inside of its egg. (Source)

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This has nothing to do with my blog, but it has me so fucking stoked!

Sharks, man. Just…. SHARKSSSSSS

[huh-whu]

fun fact, those type of shark eggs are called mermaid purses

[thecutestofthecute]

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YES

[dorfs]

seeing this video after such a long time was like someone cleaning my soul’s fish bowl and giving it food flakes

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[rodnt]

[windynebula]

[Cat meows, but it’s been autotuned]

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this is my favourite video on the internet

[weloveshortvideos]

if this ain’t me

[nathanvj]

me me me

[everythingfox]

A bashful young wombat trots up to you… Your day improves.

[dailylaughsforyou]

People Who Didn’t Realize They Were Talking to the Expert (x)

[cashtonsbetch]

Calum Hood ladies and gentlemen

[huntymades]

｡･ﾟﾟ･ like or reblog if you take ･ﾟﾟ･｡

[calum-hood]

What’s it gonna be tonight boys, a good one or a great one?