this is the most realistic queer dialogue ive ever seen
Important context: they’re married to each other.
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this is the most realistic queer dialogue ive ever seen
Important context: they’re married to each other.
F E A R huh?
quarantine moods ive seen:
horny
animal crossing
on drugs
mental breakdown
messing w ur appearance
“The Most Popular Girls in School” is BACK and it’s STILL FUCKING GREAT.
Warning: This video contains probably every swear word in the English Language.
“…OK well, good luck.”
Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about
*leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst
consider the coconut
this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”
i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.
listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them
This post is a journey
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I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.
Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!
Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous
Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.
I MEAN where’s the lie
Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.
Reblogging for that last exchange.
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Encounter: a wizard, unless you can prove otherwise
A shark swimming inside of its egg. (Source)
This has nothing to do with my blog, but it has me so fucking stoked!
Sharks, man. Just…. SHARKSSSSSS
fun fact, those type of shark eggs are called mermaid purses
seeing this video after such a long time was like someone cleaning my soul’s fish bowl and giving it food flakes
[Cat meows, but it’s been autotuned]
this is my favourite video on the internet
if this ain’t me
me me me
A bashful young wombat trots up to you… Your day improves.
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Calum Hood ladies and gentlemen
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What’s it gonna be tonight boys, a good one or a great one?