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see the premise of "if you struggle brushing your teeth, just do it in the shower" relying on logic of "you might struggle with teeth but surely you shower every day right? right...?" is just so hilariously wrong it's asinine that it's one of the most popular such advice
was at the public pool yesterday and i kept looking around at all the women with fat and rolls and stretch marks and discolouration and cellulite and scars and thighs that bounce and bellies that jiggle and it's like wow. literally Everyone has these features that society is trying to convince us are evil and unnatural. idk it just really put things into perspective for me. highly recommend checking out your local public pool
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not to sound like the friend that's too woke but why does this police station toyset for a 5yr old need a weapons safe full of tiny toy-sized automatic rifles. just asking.
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"my great grandmother who survived 3 wars and raised 10 children by herself while working in a factory watching me go to therapy because my parents yelled at me" ok but your great grandmother was also miserable. maybe your great grandmother would be happy you try your best to not be miserable
COMMUNITY | 3.04, "Remedial Chaos Theory"
It’s odd when men blame women for the “male loneliness epidemic” because oftentimes men are lonely in their own friend groups. Of course you’re lonely dude, your friends know literally nothing about you. You haven’t had a vulnerable moment with them ever. They don’t even know your surname. Instead of leaning on a random woman go lean on your buddies bro
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I couldnt post, i was a little busy,,, take some steven and connie art!!
was doing a first aid course and it kept talking about how when applying first aid to a child you have to ask the PARENT for consent and how the child's consent is not enough unless you cannot reach the parent. and then immediately after there was a unit on shaken baby syndrome, and then mentioned abuse as a common source of children getting injured. and they didn't see the irony there. i later asked the instructor what to do about parental consent if the medical emergency was from the parent abusing the child and she was like "you still need to obtain parental consent. you can report the abuse though" not even acknowledging how fucked the whole system is. i hate it here. youth rights now
and like why is there even still gender segregated tennis in the first place. it's hitting shit with a racket. anyone can do that against anyone. like I feel like we've had pretty significant proof that women can and do whup any man's ass at tennis for uuuuuuh however long the Williams sisters have been doing it. what on earth is the point of "sex testing" the players. let them all just hit the fucking balls at whoever they want who gives a fuck.
He hasn't been the same since saying good night. He's since been laying there for hours in the dark, not looking or hearing... Sometimes I hear him shuffle slightly.
See, the problem with character vs character polls is that you will at some point reach the rule of funny. So the real question isn't if One Punch Man Saitama or Goku would win, the real question is:
Who would win?
Miss Piggy
Bugs Bunny
who wins is not about who is more powerful (I think it's pretty clear that Miss Piggy is physically very strong, she's always as strong as she needs to be to win, but Bugs has mystical, near god-like transformation, charm, and prop powers when it's For the Bit) but whose rules are dictating the scene.
Whoever's the 'hero', the other one loses. That's just how it has to work for both of them.
If Bugs has genuinely earned Miss Piggy's ire, she whoops him. If Miss Piggy is trying to cook Hare Surprise for dinner, he's gonna run her ragged. But there's no automatic winner, here.
However, I think the actual funniest outcome (and the funniest outcome wins in scenarios like this) is a real duck season rabbit season elmer season kind of moment, if you catch my drift. Like we gotta see them both go back and forth and it's gotta be clear that nobody has the clear advantage. Very unstoppable force meets immovable object type situation. Nobody's coming out the winner, there's a close calls on all sides.
And then it turns out that their conflict was triggered by a third party, and that third party gets the full force of their combined attention and wrath. And they get obliterated. Doesn't matter who it is, muppet or cartoon, a living person, whoever. They are toast.
