A very Scottish Trek
Sulu:SHEILDS AT 30% CAPTAIN!
Kirk:Sulu, we just took a hit and there is a hole in the hull of the ship the size of a fucking badminton court. People were literally sucked out into the void to their certain and likely horrifying deaths. Everything in that area is currently on fire, but you're telling me that's shields at 30%? What scale are you using Sulu cos it's a fucking pile of pish. Scotty can't give me shit for power a constantly answers me back. Chekhov is as good a navigator as a fucking blind guide dog. Bones consistently tells me his incababilities by being an insoboradate old arsehole and As for Uhura? She can speak 9 fucking languages but counts for fuck all because "comms are down" 9/10 times she on shift. I'm utterly amazed that we've made this far as a team you over dramatic useless star trekking wank stains. You are all LITERALLY the worst cunts, I hope you all die.
Sulu:...
Kirk:...
Sulu:SHEILDS AT 25%!
