2p England: Are you saying that going out with your drinking buddies is more important than your husband??
2p France: Now you got it.

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@2ptaliaquotes
2p England: Are you saying that going out with your drinking buddies is more important than your husband??
2p France: Now you got it.
2p Japan: So today you two are going to be a team.
2p America: So this time without trying to kill each other?
2p Russia: Dammit.
2ps as Emperor’s New Groove gifs:
2p America:
2p England:
2p France:
2p China:
2p Canada:
2p Italy:
2p South Italy:
2p Germany:
2p Japan:
2p Austria:
2p Prussia:
2p Netherlands: Now I gonna get my special candy to make this party fun~
2p America: Yeahhh let's go crazy
2p Canada: Yeahh let me just go to the bathroom~
2p Canada: *takes phone* Dad I told you to call me at 9 pm so I could go home watch my cartoons!!
2p Germany: Luci, I thought we agreed about not bringing guns!
2p Italy: I thought we were talking about gum.
2p Japan: But you're also chewing gum.
2p Italy: I'm a wild card.
2p England: Stop putting us against each other!
2p America: Yeah we already do this prerty well by ourselves!
2p America: What about China being our new member?
2p France: China is a dick.
2p Canada: You're a dick as well.
2p France: And we'll want another one with us?
2p America: Are you sure this is a good idea?
2p England: Sure, visiting your daddy will be super fun!
2p Canada: Yeah, because when I think about fun, I totally think about François.
2p Japan: What are our options?
2p Germany: What about a strategic retreat?
2p Japan: Explain.
2p Italy: It's like running away, but manlier.
Favorite gifts
2p America: Funny accessories, booze.
2p England: Kitchen stuff, cute sweaters, love letters, candy.
2p France: Does not like gifts a lot, but would gladly accept a nice meal or some fancy cigars.
2p Russia: Literally any kind of book, useful stuff (like socks).
2p China: Those cheesy handmade coupons for "free hugs" and stuff like that.
2p Canada: Handmade gifts, a nice date, nothing fancy honestly, he'd rather have a sweet memory.
2p Italy: Exactly the opposite of Matt. He loves having nice memories sure, but he also loves gifts with a bunch of zeroes in the pricetag.
2p Germany: Merch from his favorite tv shows, pillows, booze.
2p Japan: A-N-I-M-E M-E-R-C-H, that house gadgets to help with cleaning, an "exotic" night.
2p Austria: your soul (jk), candles, old books.
2p Prussia: Just a good company would be enough, but he'd love something that is clearly special for him.
2p South Italy: See 2p Italy and add BDSM stuff.
Getting underpants as a gift from his S/O
2p Italy: *Looks at the price tag* I'd wear even if it was cheap just because I love you. (No he would not)
2p Germany: Cool! Does that mean that we can buy kinky shit to each other now?
2p Japan: Talking about our dark desires, how interesting.
2p Prussia: Ahhh... T-Thanks I'll treasure it!
2p Austria: How about I show how much I apreciated it by giving you a strip show, hm?~
2p America: My favorite kind of clothing! Almost anything!
2p England: Oh poppet how did you know pink is my favorite color? Let's buy you one on the same tone so we can match!
2p France: The first pair of underpants without holes on my wardrobe since... A lot. Thanks.
2p Russia: Underwear and soap are things that are never enough. I apreciate your useful gift.
2p China: Wow baby, I'd rather not wear anything but I can make you an exception~
2p Canada: I thought you found my bear-themed boxers weird... Guess that I'm not the only geek in the world, thanks I guess.
2ps Allies + Prom
2p America: As the couples gathered on the dance floor, the music that Allen was so gladly moving his hips along was changed for another, fitting the romantic mood that was being created. His eyes came back to his date's face, finding extremely amusing how them laughed of his stupid little dance. He loved making them laugh, but it was time to make a move. The american got closer, holding their hand and showing a smug smile. "Do you mind participating on my show now, dollface?" Before they could even answer, Allen's arms were around them, pressing their bodies against each other, as he singed along the music and laughed when his partner finally relaxed. "You better start getting used to this arms hun, because this will be a looong night."
2p England: "I'm really getting old, right poppet?" Oliver said with sad tear-stained blue eyes, as his partner took him a glass of water. He was feeling quite nervous on that night, his first date with his long-term crush, and having that kind of moment on a public space wew physical contact was pratically mandatory, the last thing he remebered was his vision getting all blurry and dark. "It's okay, you're not feeling well." They said, trying to make he feel better, and the blonde got a tomato-like face. "You're really nice to me..." He got up carefully, offering them a sweet smile. "For the love of Jesus, this is not right! Now now, how about we forget this dance thingy and eat some cupcakes at my house? I promise it will be better than seeing me passing out like potatoes!"
2p France: "See? I told you this was going to be way better." François passed the wine bottle to his partner, watching them gulp the dark liquid. "Be careful with this shit, I can't carry a drunk ass that is not mine." He chuckled and God, laughing sometimes just felt too nice and surreal, even if it was just a little. When he suggested that they just ditched the stupid prom to drink behind his house, he never expected them to actually show up, carrying a pack of beers and asking for a place to put the junk food. "You're already that drunk that you can't even focus on what I'm saying?" His company said, smirking. "If you think that some warm beers and a little bit of wine can get me wasted, you better give up while you still can find your way home." His voice sounded almost the same boring tone, but there was a glimpse of sarcasm underneath it. That was going to be a fun night.
2p Russia: Viktor was on his fifth punch's glass when he started to wish Allen's skill and lack of caring for breaking the rules or being honest. Stupid alcohol-free beverage. Stupid clothes that made his beloved look so pretty. Stupid shyness that made his voice get stuck on his throat. "Is something wrong,, Viktor?" They asked, making the russian blush a light shade of pink, inconspicuous because of the place's lights. No, he wasn't going to be a coward and let those stupid feelings make him look like a child. It was natural- no- it was his duty as prom date to ask the question. Yes, that would be easy. "Do you wanna france with me?" He blushed harder as quick as it took to notice his mistake, feeling stupid, but his partner gave him a smile sweet enough to melt his frustrated facade. "Yes, I'd love to france with you."
2p China: The only thing that them knew after being squeezed inside one of the gym's showers on a wild make out session was that Yang was some kind of rubber-made God. His bites and kisses were still burning on their neck, but the chinese man was casually talking with a group of friends, like he spent the night doing nothing suspicious and detention-worthy. "Wanting a round 2, kitten?" He came back, giving them a glass of punch and a dirty wink. "C'mon, don't act like you hated~" His hand were around their waist, his voice carefully whispering a voiced trap directing them to another crazy adventure. "We'll play more when we get announced as King and Queen."
2p Canada: Fuck. Shit. Fuck Shit. Why he wanted to do that on the first place? He was Matt Williams, for God's sake, he wasn't the kind of person to wear a suit out of a funeral or to go out to a place full of sweaty teenagers, half of them on his hate list. So what the fuck he was doing there? "Matt? Am I late?" Oh right, trying to win that person's heart, now he remembered. When he heard that his crush didn't had a prom date, his first impulse was to invite them, forgeting how much of a introverted freak he was. "Not even a second." He finally replied, to anxious to get their hand. "Hey..." The canadian started, feeling to small for such of a tall guy. "If you don't feel confortable we can just ditch the whole thing." Hearing that answer made Matt smile, as he finally felt brave enough to hold his crush by the waist. "I'll make us
pancakes and a coffe."
2p South Italy: Don't make me cry.
2p Spain: You don't have to tell me every time we meet.
2p South Italy: Bitch, this makeup costed 300 bucks, so believe I have to.
2p Austria: Doesn't it hurt?
2p Prussia: My broken heart and the notion that my purpouse on Earth ended even if I keep existing?
2p Austria: I'm talking about thw bleeding!
2p Prussia: Who's bleeding?
2p Canada: I've realized I became an adult when the overpriced lettuce on the supermarket pissed me more than eating salad instead of pancakes.
2p America: I know the feel.
2p Canada: Shut up vegan child, I'm having a moment.
2p Allies + Coping with sadness:
2p America: Blasts some crazy songs, eats ice cream, asks Oliver or Matt if they can go out.
2p England: Cries and cooks very spicy food while listening to break up songs (he usually gets sad because of a fight, so we all know that the super flaming chilli that he made will have an use).
2p France: Drinks (obviously) and if he's feeling a little brave, calls Oliver and lets him speak about random stuff just to have his company.
2p Canada: Bingewatches some cheesy comedy eating junk food and wrapped on a blanket that he made for cold days.
2p Russia: There's nothing that a cup of tea (laced with vodka) can't cure. Or a hug from Belarus.
2p China: Visits his daughters and sons and cooks them food (if they want it or no it's another story).
2p South Italy: Did we just spent 2 hours talking shit about a bitch that we both don't like?
2p Italy: And now you've ruined our first moment of fraternal bonding.