3 DOVAHHE

Adventures of Cameo (Reduard Guildmaster), Pagan (Altmer illusionist), and Harm (Breton Barbarian)

[3dovahhe]

Pretty fucked up how everytime I think I see Masser and Secunda in the sky I will hoot and holler internally yeEEESEESSS!!! IT’S HAPPENINGG!!!!!?? then just realize it’s a fucken streetlight too close to the normal moon and I’m still on the earth. That’s not fair.

[canadian-girlfriend]

Draught of the Berserker - Two-Handed Weapons do 30% more damage for 60 seconds

[3dovahhe]

HARM

Trying out Live Another Life and Wintersun - Faiths of Skyrim

[monsterfkr]

Bisexuals I do NOT respect: 

Belethor from skyrim

[mukuuji]

deep in a draugr's lair

[mukuuji]

御加護満載

[numbaoneflaya]

Everyone says who you first marry in skyrim says a lot about you but i married that homeless guy in windhelm the Once Honored guy w the bald ass head bcs I read that unless u do he dies in the civil war and so i married him thinking i could divorce him on friendly terms and help him get back on his feet  but you cant get divorced i learned too late and he keeps asking my DB for a gold coin every day despite living in her house and yelled at meeko and then i met serana and fell in love thinking i could marry her if I got old baldy out of the picture bcs he never even changed out of his raggedy ass robes anyway so lure him into the small room in lakeview manor and close the doors so the kids dont see and one hit mercy kill him but the kids hear anyway and start screaming and the bard hears too and attacks me and I have to kill the bard and the kids are still screaming. but every time i come back the bodies wont despawn so theres just my dead homeless husband and bard in the house making the kids cower in the corner so i cast reanimate and try to walk my husband outside but that just makes things worse bcs hes making those zombie moans and as SOON as i load outside the door he turns into a giant ass zombie ash pile and goes “thank….. you….” so the rest of the game I just had my dead bald husbands goo ashes right on the front steps of my home and Seranas not even marriable 

[fllfllfll-deactivated20220727]

Barilzar / バリルザー

[lowpolyanimals]

Salmon from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

[nostalgic-breton-girl]

nirya, you've been complaining about the leadership for a while now. how about you have a go

[snowberry-pie]

my favorite thing is to take ingame mechanics from eso and skyrim and try to fit them into the lore

[snowberry-pie]

at some point literally all of tamriel was covered with wayshrines

during the 2nd Era, every town had a central crafting station and nobody knows why

spell tomes disappear after you read them because they just want to i mean who are you to stop them

every so often in the 2nd era the citizens of Tamriel would be accosted by a khajiit telling them to “purchase more crates from the crown store” and was one of the most widespread mass hallucinations in recorded history

nobody ever has proper conversations they only know a limited number of words because education is fucked

[durttt-deactivated20240808]

I made something

[molags-balls]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[captainschmoe]

[call-me-bep]

I am so good at resource management in games and it does not translate well to irl

[3dovahhe]

Hmm ESO on sale for $10, should I get it? :/c

[wildxwildxwest-deactivated20190]

Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? But you’re dummy thicc and the clap of your ass cheeks lead you into an imperial ambush. Same as us and that thief over there.

[renumuro]