4000 BIRDS

Alex, 21, still a mess Actually 4000 screaming birds in a single hoodie pretending to be a college student Some art, but mostly bad humor and birds

[guooey]

Sweet prince

[cowboydeanwinchester]

will never forget when i worked in a fast food joint. some customer wrote like “86 cherries” on their mobile order, as like a pretentious way of say no cherries, but the store was run by a bunch of high schoolers who are working their first job so they collectively went “why the fuck does this guy want 86 fucking cherries” and like piled them onto his milkshake

[cowboydeanwinchester]

so when i made this i didn’t expect ANY notes so i feel like an asshole now for not explaining. so incase you check the notes, 86 in restaurant terms means “unavailable or out of stock” but has kinda morphed into “omit” or “leave out”. but none of us had worked in a restaurant before, also why would you not just say “no cherries” it’s the same amount of characters to type

[charaah]

Man ordering food: I work in the restaurant business ;)

Children working at restaurant: this guy must really like cherries. Got something in your eye there sir

[sweetoothgirl]

Rich Chocolate Ice Cream

[salticid]

[rouxlz-kaard]

[cazad0ra]

[luna-mistrunner]

this is the only comment on the recipe

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[4cupsanxiety5tbspdepression]

girls with the ... the open blouses and you can ... and it's like ... it's it's ... you can see the ... !!

*collapses*

[musings-from-mars]

“If she’s your girl then why she-” we’re polyamorous. she’s our girl. kiss me bro

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[boingoalive1988]

if you ever feel safe please remember that im out there

[biomaterial]

new kind of guy dropped

[3liza]

he's unironically 100% correct and i will hear nothing against him

[triangleguy]

"autism hungry feed it x" is the best phrase ever. autism hungry feed it 12 hours of behind the scenes content. autism hungry feed it 40 wikipedia articles. i could go on forever

[nerunodaisuki]

[02nd]

[napstachill]

when cats put their ears back they become cursors

[napstachill]

thank you guys this is exactly the kind of comments that make me stay on on tumblr

[ripleys-believe-it-or-nut]

[rasairui]

Keep seeing pronoun positivity posts is about he/they and she/theys. That's cool and all but this one's for the she/hes. If you're a she/he I love you and you can take as much mint as you want from our garden

[elldritch-horror]

Is this a positivity post or a secret cry for help? OP, how bad is the mint situation?

[rasairui]

It's both the mint situation is fucking severe

[quixoticanarchy]

if handed a piece of paper what sort of doodle is your instinctive go-to

[morvay]

[deadryn]

[lillie-garden]

[556x45mm-deactivated20230508]

[ampersandvich]