DAVID_RADFORD

no, i don't know what i'm doing.

[4lmost-r1pped-0pen]

my intro post? i guess?

i don't really know why i'm doing this to be honest, i mean, no one's gonna look at it, so i might as well have my fun with it you know? i guess i should start from the top. my name is david radford, i'm 23, and i'm a jigsaw survivor. i came on here to maybe meet other survivors, or more realistically to distract myself from reality. i really couldn't tell you. i hope to make friends, or at least talk to people, since i don't do that in real life that much. so feel free to ask questions, or tag me, i dont really care.

[everything below is ooc!] mod info!! - hullo! im over 18+ (MINORS ARE WELCOME, BUT PLEASE DO NOT BE STRANGE!), and my main acc is @cann1bal1zmdreamz if you ever wanna go follow me or just want to read my rambles about stuff. or harass me i dont know. im a really big david fan so i thought this guy deserved a roleplay blog! character info!! - david is from "Saw 0.5", a youtube video from 2003, but alas, i think timeline wise hed be posting from late 2004, around 2 months after his trap (the reverse bear trap). hes a HOMO (broken heart emoji), and he works as an orderly at the same hospital as Zep and Lawrence. of course the tags hell probably use are "david rants", "david asks", and "davids wonderful takes", but other than that, i wouldnt expect much consistency.... sigh.

[4lmost-r1pped-0pen]

hello uh. coworker

what are you listengjng to all day,, and does it help with the job? because . y'know .,

hey hindle. i gotta say, nothing really HELPS with the job but i can tell you what i listen to. i'd say i have some pretty good music taste, though i don't know if you'd like much of it, but i hope you at least listen to it heresy - nine inch nails just - radiohead holland, 1945 - neutral milk hotel true love waits - radiohead zero - smashing pumpkins those are some of my favorites, so i hope you like them? if you do, i could always share my mp3 player at work during break time.

[4lmost-r1pped-0pen]

i think whoever made redbull deserves to be railed, i NEEDED one of these after my shift man

[4lmost-r1pped-0pen]

just a little advice, NEVER work in a hospital. doctors are some of THE most entitled assholes i've EVER met, which is surprising, since you think they'd be a lot nicer since they're getting paid a whole lot more than everyone else.

[elcycyromem]

*gets my big penis- my really really really big penis stuck in the door*