I will rise with the sun.

Aadi (odd-ee): 21. Miami, Florida. Lesbian. Proud. Warning-Smile is often contagious. "Live your life so the preacher won't have to lie at your funeral."

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who will drag you outside at 3 am to look at the stars

[slavery]

[girlcodehumor]

SO MANY UNNECESSARY STEPS!

[thecutestofthecute]

pep pep pep pep pep 

[weirdnessisgood]

[actualdogvines]

[giraffepoliceforce]

“Are you really going to vote for Clinton just because she isn’t Trump?”

Yes? I would literally elect Chef Boyardee because he isn’t Trump.

[distinguishedbaloney]

[inspiring-pictures]

RIP never forget.

[notyovrbabe]

This is my favorite picture on the Internet

[beefywizards-deactivated2016051]

Get nalaskaed

[styrofoamtokyo]

The abbreviation for Alaska is “AK”…

[beefywizards-deactivated2016051]

Get nalaskaed

[psychofactz]

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[youknow-me-not-my-story]

Collide your lonely lips with mine

I’ve been dying to kiss you one last time

[didney-worl-no-uta]

[cicadachild-deactivated20191130]

my stomach hurts

[captainamerica-inmiddleearth]

Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did

[warpedchyld]

I have stared into the abyss and it gave me a thumbs up

[startrekrenegades]

[Person behind camera: (sobbing incoherently with laughter) it’s so…. ffffunnny…. ohheheheheh…. (sniffing, snorting, laughing) of all the shit you can find…. So this, this dates back to 19– (sniff) 1999, as you can see up there. (sniffs, laughs) “The Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves as Masturbation Toy for America’s Youth” This is, like, a Baptist website – (cracks up, giggles, snorts) ssfsfsfsfsfssss–stupidest thing… ever seen. So! (sniffs, calms down a little) So, w-what kind of doll was this child … masturbating to? (person scrolls down to picture of Jar Jar Binks, BURSTS INTO UNCONTROLLABLE WHEEZING LAUGHTER, SNORTS, WEEPS WITH LAUGHTER) Aah……oh my god…. aAHAHAHAHAHa….. HAHAHAHAHA….ohmygod…..]

[mirab3lle]

It’s times like this I’m grateful for the people that caption videos.

[nickyhemmickk]

@hughjackass

[the-darkest-of-souls]

@bennygal16

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[that-awkward-cat-girl]

[wnq-writers]

I stopped wishing on the stars in the sky, when I realised you held a galaxy in your eyes.

avpexcerpts  (via wnq-writers)

[wnq-writers]

It’s been a long time since I felt this way about someone. It’s been a long time since I really felt anything at all.

Malcolm Moon (via wnq-writers)

[bonerfart]

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