Literally just a guy

My art blog is @Belleski please follow me there it’s the only skill I have

[littlealexhorne]

Taskmaster / Ghosts + Parallels

[greeds]

Orufrey + love to the point of invention

[sgt-cookie-2]

Me (A time traveler visiting 20-year old Mozart): OK, so, this is called an electric guitar, basically instead of the body functioning as a resonance chamber, it produces music by harnessing the power of lightning. Do you have any other questions?

Mozart (Currently shredding Violin Concerto No. 1 on the guitar, having figured it out within 30 seconds): What other music can be made from harnessed lightning?

Me (Loading up some heavy dubstep): Oh, we're just getting started.

[quietwingsinthesky]

do you think bowser ever gets anxious after kidnapping peach again that he went too far this time and he calls mario up in the middle of the night to make sure they’re still on for tennis and gokarting next weekend

[quietwingsinthesky]

painstakingly dialing mario’s landline on a comically small telephone only for luigi to pick up instead and he has to ask him to put his brother on the phone. not that luigi isn’t part of weekend plans, but like this is really more of a mario & bowser situation and it’d be rude to drag his brother into it if there’s a problem. so anyway then luigi puts the receiver down to go get his brother and bowser sits there tapping his claws on his table and this is agony, actually, he shouldn’t have called at all, it’s late enough at his castle so it has to be even later over in the mushroom kingdom. but just as he’s about to put the phone down, mario answers all chipper—mario mario speaking, who’s-a calling? which is a ridiculous question because there’s no way luigi didn’t already tell him.—and bowser has to ask him. look, mario, i know i dangled peach in a bird cage over a pit of lava the other day, and when you showed up, i let my son throw giant flaming hammers at you, and there’s no hard feelings about that, right? and there’s a few seconds of silence before mario laughs and reassures him it’s all in the day’s work of a plumber, an explanation bowser has never thought to really question since he only knows two plumbers and it does all seem pretty in their wheelhouse. and then he’s embarrassed for worrying so much so he tries to end the call quickly, but mario just ribs him about how badly he’s going to lose the next race, and then he starts asking bowser how junior is, and does bowser want any of the leftovers since he and luigi really do cook way too much for two, be a shame to let it go to waste. and by the time bowser manages to hang up, this has gone from leftovers into him and junior and the koopalings all being invited over to the mario household for dinner, so long as they don’t park their airship on the front lawn and leave the cannons at home.

[quietwingsinthesky]

op approved tags. you’re the only person here who sees my vision

[starry-eyed-psychopomp]

Parasitic tree in me that feeds on hope and will kill me if I ever experience a moment of true contentment? No problem! I’ll just adopt a bunch of traumatized children! Now all of their problems are MY problems too. This constant anxiety shit is easy

[pondpossum]

to celebrate season 1 of the anime

[veririditus]

MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

[shitpostingkats]

"The sky's kindest, most radiant star" goes craaaaaaaazy. Yeah let's just really hammer in the symbolism of Olruggio as a guiding light and spot of warmth and a beacon in the dark. Pay no attention to the entire in world myth about a star falling in love with a silverwood tree. That could mean anything.

[agottt]

possibly one of the funniest things about qifrey so far is that at first he seems like a complete # girl dad. and then you find out he just needed a permanent source of anxiety and went "hey– children". and then was baffled that he did in fact enjoy tutoring these girls

[shitpostingkats]

Anytime I see posts about "fire themed characters that aren't just Fierce and Angry" I feel the need to give a shoutout to my mans Olruggio. Olruggio, the witch of warmth. Olruggio of the Torch. Olruggio, creator of light. Olruggio, who invented fire that doesn't burn and still felt the need to make it safer. Olruggio, whose creations fend off the dark all around the world. Olruggio, who extracted his best friend from the cold and the damp and showed him the beauty of the surface. Olruggio, the man who will set himself on fire to keep those he loves warm. Olruggio, the sky's kindest, most radiant star.

[sappystrawberries]

Qifrey is living a tragic Romantic romance/horror. He thinks he’s dragging a star—not just any star, mind you, but “the sky’s kindest, most radiant star”, in fact—down from the heavens to rot beneath his boughs and roots alongside him. The only companion he’s ever held dearer is his grief, or perhaps his rage. He thinks he’s destined only to drown in the cold, waterlogged grave they never truly did dig him fully out of, and that he’ll cling to micro-doses of Olruggio of The Torch’s warmth until he extinguishes the very last vestiges of his fire, his potential, his destinies, too.

Olruggio is living in a slice-of-life cooking show and worries his Very Good Friend (who surely must know Olruggio holds the biggest torch ever made for by now, right?), who takes such good care of Olruggio and their 4 children, is Not Doing So Well™️ again

[yfel-axel]

been messing with the colours yesterday

[wysteribun]

son boy

[jayevrd]

🌱🌟🌙

[taffybuns]

made some photocards to bring to an event :3

[zuggy]

The sky’s kindest, most radiant star

[camphoteric]

I know you'll forgive me yet again