Clumsy Words & Bad Pickup Lines

Jess. 26. Florida. Aries. Nerd. Feminist. Yoga. Mental health. Harry Potter. Grey's Anatomy. The Beatles. Science. Adventures. Books. Joss Whedon.

[acciotequila]

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@saltwaterandinkk

[adventures-in-therapy]

When I make it through a crisis:

[earthdad]

i miss 2012 when the biggest problem was Gangnam Style being overplayed it was a much simpler time before we knew what 2016 had in store for us

[chevalure]

2012 was like the early years of harry potter when the biggest obstacle he faced was a somewhat cranky dog. now 2016 has happened, the triwizard tournament is over and cedric is dead

[weavemama]

HE’S TRYING TO PROTECT US ALL BEFORE THE ORANGE CHEETO TAKES OVER 

Here are some articles confirming these plans that go against trump’s future presidency

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

[weavemama]

obama cares

[primarybufferpanel]

Then the spinoff: he starts fake WW3 and we lock him in an underground bunker for 7 years, after which he will be moved to some kind of remote tundra landscape to live out the rest of his life as the ‘last man alive’.

[acciotequila]

[waitingtobreatheagain]

This is exactly what I would have done if the person I was dating was on the other side.

[acciotequila]

Aw, we were so cute. Then he cheated.

[acciotequila]

Interviewer: So, where do you see yourself in five years?

Me: I'm shaking hands with Dumbledore; I've won the house cup.

[bey]

reblog if u are currently a mess

[yourbigsisnissi]

the real glo up is when you accept everyone for who they are and you accept yourself for who you are and focus your energy on enjoying life and making the best of every moment instead of looking around at everyone else’s life with envy and self loathing

[orphangay]

moodboard: arizona robbins (9/~)

“Most people think I was named for the state, but it’s not true. I was named for a battle ship. The U.S.S. Arizona. My grandfather was serving on the Arizona when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor, and he saved 19 men before he drowned. Pretty much everything my father did his whole life was about honoring that sacrifice. I was raised to be a good man in a storm. Raised me to love my country. To love my family. To protect the things I love.”

[acciotequila]

"I was raised to be a good man in a storm. Raised me to love my country. To love my family. To protect the things I love."

THEN WHY ARE YOU SUCH A CHEATING PIECE OF SHIT?! YOUR FATHER SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!!

[jennifrjareau]

make me choose: anonymous asked ⇢ teddy altman or erica hahn “You have to go back to the beginning to understand the end.”

[bey]

*eats snack while looking for a better snack*

[blazwura]

[acciotequila]

[luvbey]

I need a new adventure in my life

[bey]

reblog if u are currently a mess

[grandtheftcanoe]

I need some friends that will just do shit with me. Just wanna go drive around at sunrise before the streets are busy? Sure. Wanna find a diner late at night and order breakfast? Fuck yeah i do. How about exploring and finding abandoned buildings and whatever? I’m fucking down, homie. Let’s go