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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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I start my undergrad in 3 months, I will continue to blog weird shit I hear on campus. Who knows, one day this may extend to weird shit my students will say when I'm an educator. Tumblr never stops.
Also, I accept submissions from other's classrooms and afterschool activities through my Asks so feel free to submit yours!
"MY DAUGHTER WILL NOT BRING A CLANKER HOME!"
"BUT DADDY I LOVE HIM!" - 4/15/2026
"Canada, which is U.S. but cold." - 4/2/2026
"Adolf Hitler would've loved Call of Duty" - 3/12/2026
"Don't say you don't like a C-word burger people are going to think you mean something else." - 8/8/25
*Scrolls past*
*reluctant sigh*
*scrolls back up*
*rebogs*
"They're fast, they can jump, and they have a big peepee" -4/7/25
"one big family!"
(20 new students added)
"Family's growin..." - 3/10/25
Unhinged quotes from my highschool's production of Adams Family with little to no context:
"I'm not gay I'm just freaky" -ensemble member
"I'm so gay for Lucas" -same ensemble member like a minute later
"I know we are all yappers at heart" - stage manager
"dont agitate the grog" -assistant stage manager when stage manager almost spilled the caffeine drink
"it adds to the flavor" - manager when she found a hair in the drink pot
"it's almost furry time :(" my stage manager's notes
"I don't like to be mean" -my director
"get it grandma!" -someone backstage
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"If you put {your phones} together, they might have baby phones" - 2/26/25
"Here's Jacob with his 10 kids."
"Geez, Maria, take some plan B." -2/20/25
“stop having finger sex” - 2/14/25
*weird motions regarding a banana and a lack of speech due to him eating said banana*
"Cuz, she wants you, Gonna tell Paul she's cheating on you." - 2/14/25
"*coughs*"
"You vapin?"
"yeah?"
"Quit." - 2/13/25
"You multiply like crazy" -1/29/25
"That's a very Sexy Name" -1/29/25
"I'm afraid your family drew Andrew's into the ground in the 1300s" - 1/29/25
