celluloid queen

kat ⭐︎ xx ⭐︎ writer/roleplayer ⭐︎ she/her infj / ravenclaw / chaotic neutral insert deep poetic quote est. 2014 ⭐︎ revamped dec. 2017

[adamdrivertrashwrites]

GUYS i’m crumbling beneath this mountain of work that just blew in like a hurricane, i have to write two medium form articles before monday so i’ll be focusing on that!

i know i’ve been slacking replies which sucks BAD but rlly i’ve been trying to come on here, and i feel terrible bcs when i do i’m procrastinating my work and then i don’t end up doing what i want HERE while not doing my actual work ??? idk if that makes sense, but i’ll just be focusing on my irl stuff for the next couple of days

i s2g i’ll be back right after with bomb replies

[jcyton-deactivated20180219]

It seems that every time I ask if someone would be interested in a platonic plot, they’re not. So, if you don’t mind, please REBLOG THIS IF YOU WILL DO PLATONIC THREADS/1X1S !!

[cyberscully]

as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i don’t necessarily “half-ass” things, it’s more like a “3/4 ass”. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.

[poedameronobsessed]

Has this been done yet?

[andreibolkonsky]

pls reblog and tag whether you were a peter pan, wizard of oz, or alice in wonderland fan as a kid and ur astrological sign thank u

[slimetony]

hey people who know astrology shit. ive been having a lot of feeligs lately. any planets i can blame that on.

[chandra-nalaar]

earth

[youaremyeverlovin]

banned from the laundromat for “washing me and my clothes”

[aqueeriuss]

do any of you even like my blog or am i just here entertaining myself

[lady-birds]

the golden globes/awards season in general is making me want to do a celebrity plot with two high profile actors who do like, really ~serious~ films and attend all the award shows and are probably nominated for a shit ton of stuff too and they attend all of these galas and do a bunch of charity work and maybe their first film together has them spending tons of time with each other on and off sceeen (promoting the film, running lines together, etc) and eventually they develop feelings for each other and maybe there could be more to it but we can figure it out as we go???? like this if you’re interested

[driverdaily]

Adam in the short film The River.

[high0nlife-life0nhigh]

[galaxyslime]

swear words are illegal now. if you say one you’ll be fined.

[zetsubobilly]

heck

[galaxyslime]

you’re on thin fucking ice

[galaxyslime]

oh no

[exhan]

[bob-belcher]

[justoscarisaac]

Oscar Isaac as Mikael Boghosian in The Promise.

[oceansdarling]

student x prof plot ?!?

hey guys it’s me and i’ve got a PLOT i  want desperately. it’s a merge of two plots i love more than anything; unexpected pregnancy and student x prof plots. like, ok so hear me out. 

MUSE A is a student in MUSE B’s class. the two of them immediately hit it off and got along really well. MUSE A is a really hard worker and aims for success but they get so distracted in MUSE B’s class bc holy my professor is so cute i cannot focus. this results in MUSE A nearly failing bc they can’t seem to pay attention and it ends up with MUSE B being like hey you’re really smart why are you failing ?? let’s talk after class about it !! and you know how this goes like, one thing leads to another and the sexual tension has gotten out of control. afterwards, they just can’t seem to get enough of each other and they do private tutoring and stuff and omg wow this is scandalous but also fun?? but then. . . oh no !! MUSE A is pregnant ?? and it’s obviously MUSE B’s because no i haven’t slept with anyone else but you. . . and the angst and the oh my god what do we do with the baby and the rumors and the stress and the it’s gonna be okay’s and jUST GIVE ME THIS ANGST OK I WANT IT SO BAD 

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

I really want Hollywood to let go of Jennifer Lawrence . She does nothing for me. She can never convincingly convey any emotion because she always has this dumb ass, dull, bewildered look on her face. She basically Kristen Stewart 2.0 except Kristen played a moody emo hoe in every movie so it fit her. They cast J Law in every fucking thing and this latest role in Red Sparrow where she some sort of Russian, secret, sexy, femme-fatale agent spy is so far-fetched, like imagine getting seduced by some gangling woman that look like a confused duck squinting at the dollar menu. So of course the prerequisite scene for and femme-fatale archetype is that one of the bad guys is also a deviant who hired some hoes to come do whatever weird fetish he into. The agency swap out the hoe with the spy and the spy seduce him and kill him (Idk why she could really just be waiting in there, pop him and leave but they gotta dress it up and make it real for him I guess)

Imagine after a long week of terrorism, you purchased some pussy to go get a footjob or get ya nuts punched in, whatever villainous kink you into, you told them send you they baddest hoe, the LeBron James of hoes. You get there and J Law sitting on the bed looking like she can’t remember if she left the stove on, bro you would be pissed. The villain would show up and shoot her ugly ass for the disrespect of thinking this was a legitimate tactic. The jig is up. He knew this was shady off the rip. Smh. Get her outta here, man.