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Both of us are still alive, I'm just a graduate and Mari hasn't logged in for a while.

#mod raphael #i'm job hunting #have been for three months

I will never understand how Mari has seen me, in my sleep, cuddle my long cat pillow, and still see me with guard dog energy

#Mod Raphael #sometimes being roommates just do that #Mari should comment what she sees as guard dog energy

I mcfucking graduated

#Mod Raphael #I forgot to post this yesterday #I'm a graduate now with a degree and shit

Mari's Hanna-Barbera Problem Except It's About Some Random German Family She Made Up

Mari: "there's a random light switch in my room that idk what it controls and my brother always said "probably some garage door in Germany somewhere" and I was a stupid kid so I thought I was controlling some family's garage door in Germany"

Raph: "this is the single funniest thing I have heard in my life, like you just thought you were terrorizing some poor German family by flipping a light switch?"

Mari: "I was a weird kid"

Raph: "I'm gonna bring this up at your wedding one day, like call a toast and just say "I'd like to apologize on Mari's behalf to the poor German family she terrorized as a child" and not say anything else."

Mari: "I always imagined like a husband and wife coming home and the husband having to clear the house"

Raph: "I'm imagining like a wife, husband, two kids, just continuously finding this garage open and like them needing family therapy over this stupid door that some ten year old keeps opening with her random light switch"

#Mod Mari chaos #i am fucking dying #actuallyadhd #actuallyautistic #no this is my new favorite thing I am fixated on this nonexistent German family #you don't even know how funny this is to me

also uhhh I try not to be block happy or vet everyone that interacts with our posts but if you have "terf" in your url it's on sight - Raphael

#Mod Raphael #look I know this page is based around harry potter #that was mostly a joke between Mari and I #as harry potter is something the both of us enjoy #jk rowling sucks #we're probably gonna do a theme change soon anyways #but we are also college students so that'll be dependent on the two of us having time

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Poll

Were you a horse kid or a dinosaur kid? No judgement I'm purely interested in this.

If you're wondering, Mod Raphael was a horse kid and Mod Mari was a dinosaur kid.

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very interesting responses so far!

Ancient Egypt person, I like you. Interesting choice. Mari also likes you.

Saw several dragons, hell yeah dragons.

Mostly dino people. Mari has found her people.

#results #actuallyautistic #actuallyadhd

Poll

Were you a horse kid or a dinosaur kid? No judgement I'm purely interested in this.

If you're wondering, Mod Raphael was a horse kid and Mod Mari was a dinosaur kid.

#actuallyautistic #actuallyadhd #dinosaur kid #horse kid

It's finals season so guess what that means! Anatomy and Mammalogy gonna kick Raph's ass lol

anyways good luck to all of yall with finals out there!

#college student #finals #mod raphael

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Mari: So Superman is homophobic!

Raph: *drinks capri-sun*

Mari: So he really DOES represent America

Raph: You had to do that while I was drinking my juice box?

Mari: I'm glad Mahammad Ali kicked his ass

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GOD DAMN IT RAPH

Hi Mari here to explain some shit before it upsets people. So I was discussing the fact that Connor Kent is basically Supes' son despite his insistence that he's just a clone, and thru this I mentioned that Damien was pretty much created in the same way (two peoples DNA taken and used to create a child) with a few difference, 1 being that in Damien's case only one party was left in the dark while with Connor neither Clark nor Luthor knew of his existence (at least in the versions I know) and 2 that Damien was created with the DNA of a man and a woman while Connor was two men, therefore leading to the joke that Superman is just homophobic.

#dc fandome #connor kent #superman #superboy #damien wayne #mod mari #mod raphael

Mari: So Superman is homophobic!

Raph: *drinks capri-sun*

Mari: So he really DOES represent America

Raph: You had to do that while I was drinking my juice box?

Mari: I'm glad Mahammad Ali kicked his ass

#dc fandome #superman #connor kent #superboy #mod raphael #mod mari #mod mari chaos

Hollywood murder mystery highlights

Tom Hanks murdered Brad Pitt over an Oscar

Tom Hanks threw a candle at Ellen Degeneres while she was reading off the crime.

Jungkook (Raph) and Adam Levine (Mari) pointing fingers at each other.

Oprah and Ellen nearly getting into a death battle bc the homicide detective egged it on.

Jungkook met Shrek in the line to get dino nuggets and cinnamon rolls

Freddy Mercury's ghost introduced Adam Levine to Lizzo

Zombie Ghandi had two husbands, Angelina Jolie and Jessica Simpson.

Nicolas Cage having the important clue to solve the case.

#mod raph #mod mari #murder mystery #this was so wild

Raph has 2 different labs this semester and I refuse to call them by their correct names. Mammalogy is now Squirrel Lab cause he had to watch squirrels for it and Anatomy is now Bone Lab because for awhile they just did bones

#mod mari #mod raph #raph had to post this bc mari is a coward /j

Mayor Lewis sir I'm wearing your shorts (that I also put in the Luau soup) what maturity

#stardew valley #Sam 6 heart event #Mod Raph chaos #this game should not have given me the power to annoy the fuck out of the mayor

Stardew Calendar

Because Raph and I are now hyperfixated on Stardew Valley, I decided to take some time to make a calendar to help keep organized with crop growth and stuff. I thought it'd be nice to share it in case it can help anyone else. I'm sorry if this has already been done, I didn't check before making it. I made 3 different calendars, the first is completely blank,

Yearly Year Spring,Notes M,Tu,W,Th,F,Sa,Su 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 8,9,10,11,12,13,14 15,16,17,18,19,20,21 22,23,24,25,26,27,28 Summer,Notes M,Tu,W,T

the second has the birthdays and events in it,

Yearly Year Spring,Notes M,Tu,W,Th,F,Sa,Su 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 8,9,10,11,12,13,14 15,16,17,18,19,20,21 22,23,24,25,26,27,28 Summer,Notes M,Tu,W,T

and the final one has birthdays and events as well as notes on when to plant and harvest crops.

Yearly Year Spring,Notes M,Tu,W,Th,F,Sa,Su 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 8,9,10,11,12,13,14 15,16,17,18,19,20,21 22,23,24,25,26,27,28 Summer,Notes M,Tu,W,T

All three have a page of a full year over look as well as a tab dedicated to fishing (season, location, time, etc).

If anyone has any suggestions on how I can improve the calendar or if anyone has any issues with the calendar, please let me know.

-Mari

#stardew valley #mod mari #stardew farmer #sdv

Raph's playing Stardew talking shit about Pierre

Mari: Bodies make great fertilizer

Raph: I knew that but what the fuck

#mod raph #mod mari #mod mari chaos #actuallyadhd #stardew valley #fuck pierre #raph is a bio major #I'm just obsessed with true crime #I actually made him concerned #apparently he didn't realize I was suggesting using Pierre to fertilize his crops #it's a good plan

Raph Playing Stardew

Raph: Worms!

Raph: *Half a second later) FUCK

#stardew valley #mod raphael #actuallyautistic #mod raphael chaos #we're playing stardew together #it's chaos #we need snow yams to finish the craft room bundle #we have no money #send help

(Raph's playing Stardew Valley when Morris walks into Pierre's store)

Raph: He looks like a Jean-Francois knock-off

Mari: Does that mean he also murders children?

Raph: Honestly it looks like he does!

#actuallyautistic #actuallyadhd #stardew valley #rhythm thief #mod raph chaos #mod mari #honestly fuck Morris #and fuck Jean-Francois #Who shoots a kid for no fucking reason #Also Raph and I created a farm together #it's called Bitch Farm #It's chaos #We have no money #someone help #send help

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