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"Though, between you and me, his face as we went on the ride that drops us 100 feet? It was priceless and I wish I had had a camera because that deserved to be recorded."
"Their faces were so funny! It was probably the highlight of my day."
Only because my friend was so desperate to get me to go that she bullied Gilderoy Lockhart into taking me.”
"Lockhart? I feel sorry for you."
Luca brought a hand up to scratch at the back of his neck. “Well, yeah — I mean — I’m sure it — I’m sure it’s hilarious, but, uh… I just don’t really… get it… to be honest.”
"You don't?"
"I came across a few who questioned me quietly, attempting to hide their confusion. My date, for one. Molly Prewett, for another."
"You had a date? Lucky. I had to sneak in."
"I thought the Statute of Secrecy was a goner for sure." She shook her head. "Though there were a few pureblood who kept their confusion to a minimum, at least around the muggles."
"Really? I didn't see any who tried to act less confused. All the ones that I ran into were questioning everything."
Pilar shook her head, amused. “Does that thing really drop you 100 feet?" she mimicked along with Adi. "Nothing. They know nothing. Though it made for some hilarious viewing."
"I was surprised they didn't give us away."
She laughed. “Dios mio," she said, shaking her head. "I was ready to smash their heads in."
"What's that spinning thing do? Are you sure that's safe?" She mimicked. "None of them know anything, I swear."
"There’s a few half-bloods and muggleborns who get it and I thank my lucky stars when I talk to them."
"Like with that carnival thing, the amount of people who asked me for help was ridiculous."
"Half-blood. Raised in Boston by my muggle Dad."
"So you understand the muggle things too. Finally, someone else who gets it."
"Right?" she agreed, laughing. "You a muggleborn or half-blood?"
"I'm a muggleborn. You?"
She snorted. “That is terrible. Why do chemists like nitrates so much?” She smirked. “They’re cheaper than day rates.”
"Yours are actually pretty good. And I understand them. Not like some of those wizarding jokes that the others tell."
"Jokes aren’t my strong suit. I do have one. It’s a muggle joke. Never trust an atom, they make up everything."
"That's actually not that bad. I've got another one, what do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time! You're right, these are horrible."
"It wasn’t too bad… Just a little weak."
"Do you know any good jokes?"
"Yeah… Sorry, it kinda flopped."
"Oh well, I'm not too good with jokes."
"Not particularly."
"Really? But I worked so hard on that joke."
"What? You don't think it's funny?"
"Yeah. But my parents will kill me if I don’t."
"Mine too, probably."
