Adrian Gordon (abmodal)

Retired scout and former local axe-throwing champion.

[legendary-scholar-deactivated20]

[adrian-gordon]

i can do that

[val-the-flatworm]

Oh God, they're multiplying

blumineck

AKA David the Arrow Bard. Archer, Pole Dancer, and Nerd, all rolled into one deeply strange human! Learn Archery with me 😁

I thought we'd had enough of this %@$# with Shadiversity.

Skallagrim, our lord and savior, educate this idiot.

[adrian-gordon]

Shadiversity is arguing with Sellsword Arts now.

two guys with a little knowledge fighting, each having really stupid hot takes, but in the rare instances where they are actually right, they are trying to correct the other one that is wrong in that.

hopeful both of them can learn from each other And they aren't going to somehow congeal into a worse creature of misinformation and propaganda.

I see one Trump hat and I'm going over there to fight them both at once.

@lord-cord don't you dare kill them before i do, i know you have connections to both of them.

[val-the-flatworm]

FURRIES! FURRIES! FURRIES!

can you stop saying "snake with legs".

that's a dang lizard.

[val-the-flatworm]

I'm freaking triggered

Watch me carry out these dumb comments on them.

I'll put them 6 feet under.

Can't even get past the first one without a chuckle.

Like wielding a sword would work on the streets.

I'm begging you to try that.

Gonna go home with 3 dozen bullets in 'em.

[adrian-gordon]

3 seconds.

3 %@$#ing seconds.

guy thinks he can use a sword against a gun.

get shot, you fool.

[val-the-flatworm]

Why in God's name would someone with the higher ground do an overhead attack you absolute spoon

Tell me you only know how to fence without telling me you only know how to fence.

The beautiful irony than Gyaku style Kendo, one of the very first things you learn as a samurai, absolutely dominates in this position, proves this guys failed day one of sword training.

Hilarious.

[adrian-gordon]

a %@$#ing kick would suffice.

you know, legs.

you have those.

no sword even required.

he's reached a new low for me.

[val-the-flatworm]

Do these guys do blacksmithing? Because they act like their wrist joints are welded into place.

Tell me you'd lose to an Asian sword fighter, without telling me you'd lose to an Asian sword fighter.

[adrian-gordon]

sweet jesus

he's gotten more pathetic since the last time we fought.

[val-the-flatworm]

You laugh you lose challenge

how far did you get into the video?

Tell me you only know fencing without telling me you only know fencing.

Folded moveset is just straight up a foreign concept to you isn't it.

You will die to an Indian martial artist.

[adrian-gordon]

30 seconds.

honestly i really tried.

[val-the-flatworm]

If you want damage...

Jitte is where it's at.

trust me.

[adrian-gordon]

[val-the-flatworm]

Montante

It's name literally means "don't spin it.".

I mean, the jokes are literally writing themselves at this point.

[adrian-gordon]

[val-the-flatworm]

None of this is correct.

It's actually quite funny.

[adrian-gordon]

show this to any weapons fighter.

everyone will have a good laugh.

[val-the-flatworm]

I would love to see you test your theory

Gimme a couple of tanto.

I will decorate the room with you.

[adrian-gordon]

i mean, this is literally how the Thai beat the Indians, so we have a real world example of him being wrong.

also, you can see him instinctively blocking with the far hand, when he's performing the strike.

he's literally demonstrating why he's wrong, in a video about why he's right.

i feel like he made this one specifically to attack me, since he's trying to show my technique not working, you know, the one i beat him with.

can't win the challenge, win the popularity contest, i guess.

that's what's known as bully tactics.

he should read up on history. see what happens to people who do that.

it's all fine and good to say you're better than someone, until that person turns up and calls your bluff.

do i need to educate this idiot again?

[val-the-flatworm]

They got it literally backwards lol

[adrian-gordon]

i see he's just as good a historian as he is a fighter.

[val-the-flatworm]

Fascinating

[adrian-gordon]

lol.

i guess he learned something from our encounter at least.

[val-the-flatworm]

Sellsword Arts presents the great reverse grip experiment.

Great Reverse Grip Experiment

Join me in my year long journey to prove, once and for all, if reverse grip with a sword is fact or fantasy!

"I will be training reverse grip for an entire year."

actually trains for 15 minutes, then talks shit for a few hours, but uploads the same yap session is segments spread over 3 weeks, but mislabels them as weeks 1 to 7, and provides no explanation as to where the other 45 weeks are supposed to be.

[adrian-gordon]

so he's full of bullshit?

was the trying to disprove reverse grip not enough alone?

[val-the-flatworm]

Well that's a first.

[adrian-gordon]

this is the most "bro, i'm not gay." i've ever seen.

[val-the-flatworm]

The difference between me and Vedal is that my girlfriends aren't virtual.

And now you know.

[adrian-gordon]

fair

[val-the-flatworm]

I'm too deep in the sauce

random internet person: "i know we've never talked but let's be friends."

me: "oh my god, yes, and we can talk about stratic catalids of mitoprotonades."

me: "where are you going? would you rather discuss nucleatides of selenia?"

the guy from before: "i'm gonna hang with my friends now. don't follow me."

[adrian-gordon]

everyone wants to talk about meat cleavers, until i start talking about Thai martial arts.