Bundle of Misery

I fear life.

[afpinto92]

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[buzzfeedau]

margot robbie, will smith and viola davis don’t deserve this

[just-shower-thoughts]

There should be a game where it starts with old school graphics and as you level up it gets better and better

[just-shower-thoughts]

Clapping is just repeatedly high-fiving yourself over someone else’s achievement.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The worst part of having a good imagination is that you continuously imagine yourself acomplishing things and then never do them because you already imagined the sense of accomplishment

[just-shower-thoughts]

I don’t follow the “respect is earned” philosophy. I respect everyone automatically and then each person has the opportunity to lose my respect based on their behavior.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Anything ‘Made In China’ has traveled more of the world than I have

[just-shower-thoughts]

In video games, you gain XP from success. In real life, you gain XP from failure.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I love how television has redefined the word ‘marathon’ to the exact opposite of physical exercise

[just-shower-thoughts]

My dog knows more English than I know Dog.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wonder how many memories I’m in.

[justbadpuns]

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

[showerthoughts47]

Shower Thoughts

Parent: *Goes to work*

Parent: *Comes home and complains about how tired they are from work*

Teen: *Goes to school*

Teen: *Goes to extracurriculars before and after school*

Teen: *Goes to a part time job*

Teen: *Volunteers*

Teen: *Comes home and does homework*

Teen: *Yawns*

Parent: WHY ARE YOU SO TIRED I’M THE ONE WHO WORKS ALL DAY YOU SHOULDN’T BE AS TIRED AS ME MAYBE IF YOU GOT MORE SLEEP YOU WOULDN’T BE SO TIRED IT’S BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN PHONE

[afpinto92]

I'm in love with you. I always have been.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you get a house for Christmas, you’ll be living in the present.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I am both pro and anti gun. I think it would be really cool to have a gun. But I don’t wanna live in a world where I guy like me can have a gun.

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Don’t kid yourself” should be a slogan for birth control pills