Ulysses Klaue: Black market arms dealer

I am Ulysses Klaue. A black market arms dealer who operates off of the African Coast. WARNING: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS TO AGE OF ULTRON. ALL SPOILERS SHALL BE TAGGED AS AoU spoilers. This is an RP blog for the MCU version of Ulysses Klaw. Before you have any interaction with him and this includes greeter posts PLEASE READ THE RULES. I took time to write them out so I want those who wish to RP with me to read them.

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((Perhaps a new theme is in order as well..))

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((So......Hi. Been awhile, and I wanna try and get things more active on here soon. Just slowly gonna try and transition back here.))

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Markiplier quotes {Sentence Starters}

"POOF!"

"No, thank you! I don't want any!"

"You do you, and I'll do me. And we won't do each other, probably."

"SHUT UP NURSE! I KNOW WHAT'S BEST!"

"You! You're gonna die tonight! You and your taut chest and your lovely butt. You look good, sailor!"

"It's so peaceful and pretty I think I'm going to vomit."

"Wanna run that by me again?"

"Instructions not clear, got dick stuck in ghost."

"Please let me have as much time as you can give me. Please take, your sweet-ass time."

"I knew they would stab me in the back! I'll just have to stab them in the back. I'll stab them in the butt. That's what I'll do."

"How was I supposed to do anything?! What was that?!"

"AAHH! That is a beast of legend!"

"Those are people! Those are people! I'm gonna go say hi to the people!"

"Alright alright alriiight! You gon' learn today!"

"I'm King of the Squirrels!!!"

"Oh my god, that is so morbid!"

"What the hell was that?! What did you just throw at me?!"

"Dammit, where the hell are these guys? They're nowhere to be found."

"So... what about that?"

"YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!"

"Get your mind outta the gutter!"

"That guy was, like, in full body armor! How'd they kill him?"

"I told thee to calm thine tits! Thine tits are very rambunctious."

"Well, isn't this fan-fricken-tastic!""

"Ding-dong, damn it!"

"I'm not very committed to this decision, but whatever."

"I'm not scared. Not even a little bit."

"That thing likes to scream in my ear."

"WHEEEERE'S THE BLAAACKSMIIIITH?!?"

"Okay, now I'm scared. I'M SCARED!"

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                                             ‘ UGH, 

                                                             AS IF ! ‘

                                       ( independent CHER HOROWITZ                                          from ‘clueless’   highly selective                                          & semi-private.     written        by                                            B          R           E           E.          )

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everyone always REMEMBERED her father. threw mirthless words around as if they knew him. as if they actually  cared.  it did nothing but make her blood BOIL.     the half-assed sentiments never came from anyone who mattered, either —   it was always the people who did nothing but wrong him in the first place.   & even though he had turned out to be  FAR   different from the man she thought she knew,  he was still her father, and    THAT   mattered.  THAT was why she was here, moving deeper into her suicide mission. ❝ i don’t remember it being, like,  ANY  of your business    why i’m doing this.  so, if we can put a cork in the small talk about my father, and hurry this up a little, that would be  super!    or i can totally kick your ass  &  TAKE the gear for free!       either way, i’ve gotta HAUL  ass — got places to go, people to see.    y’know ?? ❞

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“Now you see, the only problem with you trying to take the gear for free,“ he said as he gets up from his chair in the tiny office space. “is that fact that there are over a thousand men upon this ship, and some woman too who would stand in your way and surround you before you could leave with the goods. And even then, you would have to find where I have them stored for you. I don’t just leave items the customers ordered laying out right where the can see them. That is just idiotic. You have a higher chance of winning the lotto than making it off my ship with the weapons in hand.”

He walked right up to to the girl who was just a bit shorter than him and looked down on her as he spoke. “So, I suggest if you want to make it to those places you have to go and people to see on time I would suggest you wouldn’t make such a foolish move like that or you will be going to those places dead and full of bullet holes!“

The metal arm man had people try to steal from him before, and just like the threat that he had presented to the girl, that was the same fate the thieves shared. Every thief has their day of reckoning, including himself who had stolen many times and had the mark that warned the people of a certain kingdom as well.

He walked on over to his desk and took a butterscotch from his bowel of candy and threw it over to the girl. “My grandmother always had a full bowel of candy for when she had guests over filled with various sorts of things treats. She always said, ‘Just one piece can make any situation better.’ She was right.“ He then took a butterscotch from the bowel and popped it into his mouth as he smiled at her.

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“Why would a teenage girl come here for weapons. You aren’t a smart one are you now.” Octavia said with a smirk on her face, looking at the guy, as she aimed to his hand where he was holding the gun and threw a knife to his hand so his gun would fall down on the ground. Did she attacked a few of his men, the girl started to think. “Oh yeah right, I did attack a few of your men.”

Rolling her eyes while still looking at him. “I only had to check this place out, nothing more, and nothing less.” The girl explained to the man, standing in front of her.

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The arms dealer tried to catch the knife with his new robotic arm, but his reflexes were not fast enough and he could feel the knife hit his rough skin as he dropped his hand held weapon. Keeling over in pain he made a grunting noise trying not to let out a scream of both anger and pain. The knife did indeed hurt, but it was noting compared to that robot thing cutting off his entire lower arm and a bit of his upper one as well.

He looked up at her, still in pain and clenching his hand with his other one. “You..you’d be surprised who would want my goods. A teenage girl would have been one of the more normal buyers so to say..“

He made no move to pick up his fallen gun, out of the fear that the next knife might stay in his hand and won’t be removed for quite some time.

“And what purpose do you have for wanting to ‘check this place out’ if you have no intention on buying weapons? Reference for a future attack?“

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“They’ve alread forgotten most of the magic, how it works and even how they could pratice it, like they did so many centuries ago.” Maleficent comented. She had heard rumors about the gods but didn’t give them too much credit. They would soon return to Asgard so there was no reason for her to be worried.  The Mistress of All Evil stared at him, wondering if she should bother with an answer or not. It wouldn’t hurt answering one fool when he could not do anything to stop her.

“Once your kind forget something, they tend to also let go of the knowleadge of how powerful it is, the same applies to magic. Your civilization will treat it with fear and will eventually give up for with all the knowleadge gone, they can’t know for sure how powerful I really am and how they can defeat me.”

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He stroked his bearded chin and pondered the reasons she had given to him. These seemed like some very good reasons, yes. But humans were strong. They were able to stop an alien invasion a few years ago when all seemed impossible. Many times have humans overcome the impossible. Why should this be any different? They never give up until the end. Well, some do but their are many who don’t and their shall be many down the road.

“Well, that sounds like an excellent day you’ll be having. Sadly I probably won’t be seeing it in my life time. True shame, yes. But I’m sure I won’t miss much.

But there is the question on who will be around to see it? The humans, yes. But what about people who are outsiders to this land, this galaxy even? Someone more powerful than you. Like the humans are insects to you, you would be the insect to them. Weak. Pathetic. A laughable matter. What I’m saying is, what are you to do on the day someone more powerful challenges you?“

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“You know, I can care less about what someone else did. Besides I am not an intruder. Just lay that stupid gun away.” Octavia said, while she was holding some knives in her hand. Yes she knows how to throw knives, so that won’t be a problem to attack the man who was pointing with a gun at her. Rolling her eyes.

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The metal arm man kept the gun pointed right at her and did not flinch one bit. “Well, you became an intruder when you came to me without calling in ahead of time and then attack a few of my men in the process.

Now if you want me to lower this thing, then I ask for you to share with me the story on why you are here. Weapons? Or perhaps something more..?“

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xthene wants some candy

“The last I pointed this thing at an intruder, they were able to take it from me along with removing all it’s bullets and lay them out onto my desk. All this within 0.5 seconds. I doubt you could do the same.”

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tctally wants some candy

“You know, I remember your father. Fine and honorable man he was and he sure payed well. I was sorry to hear about his passing all those years ago. But he knew what he was getting himself into when he started his little mission. It’s rather confusing why you would carry out your own mission like this when you’ll soon enough share a fate similar to his one day.”

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“What gives you the notion that I would want to play on the same side as you?” Octavia did not trust those she did not know, and for good reason. People twisted truths, made dark plans sound like good would come from it. Some were just that good at manipulation. She only trusted those she had gotten to know, like her brother and their friends. Those whose backs she had and who had hers in return. 

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“Because what I have to offer you is so much more than you can ever hope for. I can offer you new purpose in life, and a glorious one at that. I am looking at bringing a real game changing item to this world, and that item is quite a rare find. It’s called Vibranium. Ya ever hear of it? I’m guessing not. Unless you’re a big fan of a certain start spangled man and know a lot about him.

Now, I have already gotten my hands on a bit of it, but not enough. I need more. But the only place it can be found is in a kingdom in Africa known as Wakanda and let’s just say the people there aren’t really willing to...share their resources with outsiders. Why, I even I didn’t get away with some of it without a great personal cost..” He says as he rubs the oh so familiar mark that was burnt onto the left side of his neck. This was the mark that warned all the people of Wakanda for what he truly was.

A thief.

“But, I plan to go back and I also have a man on the inside who is willing to help me get it. He’s a native to the land and that is all I shall say about him. But I need as many people as possible to help me get it and you qualify to be on the team.

The question is...“ He says as he walks right up to her and points a metal finger at her. “Will you accept and help change the world, or are you going to turn down a life changing offer?“

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ATTENTION PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I think i have it now and i appreciate it.

I’ve just made a bet against my Dad that if this post gets 2 million notes then i can get a Puppy. [like the one underneath]

I didn’t realise how much 2 million was and i couldn’t take that number down now. It should look like 2,000,000 in the notes bar.

He’s convinced that this will never reach that number, and very confident about it so Let’s prove him wrong!! He thinks this will get about 25 notes beofre it’s left in the dust.

You don’t have to do it for me. But for the point and to prove him wrong. He has to pay and everything so let’s make him suffer with it!!

I’m counting on you!!!

Remember it’s 2,000,000!

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IMPORTANT UPDATE!!!

My dad has agreed to lower the notes to 25,000 notes!!!

Please reblog this update and get to 25,000 notes

Let’s do it all together and  reach this new number to prove him wrong!!

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"I was born sick, but I love it."

Take Me to Church meme

“Aren’t we all born a little sick, kid? I guess some are born more sick than others. You especially. But to embrace it and recognize it is something.“

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"What you got in the stable?"

Take Me to Church meme

“And what makes you think that I would show you after what your former boss did?! You get to see nothing!“

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“I have no interest in hearing your life story, Klaue —- do you have what I need,” Lexa growled, her patience growing thin. She’d come here for a reason, not for socialization.

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Not many enjoyed his stories, and this might have been the quickest time yet someone has stopped him. He clapped his flesh hand and metal hand together before he spoke “Right, you just want to get right down to the business of things. I admire that. Taking control of things. Just know while you’re here you remember who is truly in control and in charge of this operation and can end the deal any time.“

The metal hand man led her to a section of the ship where some men with machine guns were waiting guarding a container of the powerful and rare metal known as Vibranium. The arms dealer had gotten out a container of the metal before her arrival as a precaution. Very few on the ship knew where he kept his stash of the Wakandian metal and he intended to keep it that way. Many would kill for this stuff.

“This is purest, strongest, most rare metal on the Earth known to man. Anyone who tells you they know of something more powerful is just ripping you off. It can only be found in the kingdom of Wakanda but is heavily guarded by it’s people. It’s amazing that even I made it out with any of it.“ He said as he rubbed the brand that was burnt into his neck oh so long ago.

“Of course you knew most of that. At least about it’s rarity. And since it is so rare buying even this amount from me is gonna cost ya a very, very pretty penny. I assume you have said penny?“

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