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{{ I don’t really know what’s going on here, but apparently a whole lot of amazing people are following me, and I feel like I should thank them in a way better than only with shitty ass replies. So here goes the list of the awesomely talented people I interact with on a daily basis or just stalk from afar. }}

[rytsarr-deactivated20161019]

I'm with you 'til the end of the line

riseabxve, ingxnious, clarusxcallidus  angrygreen, awellknownhothead, rrokovoy, spxthra, princeofspartax, ghostofaformerself, loki-trustmyrage, suffocatxr, darkly-stark & tippytoplad, starspxngledman, virxbonus, lo-gic-us, notthescarsyoucansee, optimistic-skye, thawedoutrogers, captainxxsteve, captainamericarogers, wintersmission,  lxdyloki, heyitsdarcy

soldiers

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[agent-scarlett]

Thank you so soooo much!!!!

[dduane]

Book titles rewritten to get more clicks, Upworthy style

[kateviardo-deactivated20200223]

Little women’s one made me choke on my tea

[breathingsboring-deactivated202]

This one from the link though:

Perfection.

[agent-scarlett]

[rytsarr-deactivated20161019]

James closed his...

[agent-scarlett]

"Well James, it seems as though you well educated." She looked at him with a smile. "As am I. And the quote, is very true." 

[agent-scarlett]

[agent-scarlett]

"It's good to see someone who enjoys them as much as I do." She nodded, her neck still bent towards the sky.Every once in a while she peaked over to study his face. He looked content with where he was right now, just sitting here staring at the stars. 

[agent-scarlett]

[agent-scarlett]

"Aliens? Why wasn’t I contacted by SHIELD directly?" She spoke quickly, starting to get a sort of anxiety building in her abdomen. 

[codename-warlock]

"Sword deals with off worldly issue and we were monitoring it but now it will be a joint operation"

[agent-scarlett]

She nodded. “Oh. O-okay. So w-what now?”

[agent-scarlett]

{hello everyone c: I've been working a bouncy house all day and I'm in a very good mood for some reason. I'll try my best to do replies but I'm still on mobile}

[seraphsfire]

winter soldier the most unrealistic movie ever

as everybody has pointed out nobody ever pours 1 molecule of milk

im supposed to believe the winter soldier wears all that leather over a knit turtleneck on a sunny day? that aint right he’s gonna be so overheated he can’t fight

[agent-scarlett]

[rytsarr-deactivated20161019]

"Nice name you’ve got there,...

[agent-scarlett]

"Thank you, I was named after my grandmother." She smiled at him. "The stars, do you like them?" She asked the more than obvious question. Of course he liked them, why else would he be out here? To a person who thought it was like watching paint dry, their wouldn't be much of an interest. "I like them too. They seem to calm me, they give me a sense of closure for some reason. Like the reassurance that their is bigger things than my stupid problems." 

[agent-scarlett]

{Friends that are extremely obnoxious and selfish that don't realise it are literally the worst. They make you feel like shit when in reality, they should feel like shit for being such an asshole.}

[hashtag-art]

Steve finally got around to listening to some Elvis.

[spacedlexi]

parents making sex jokes

[adriofthedead]

grandparents making sex jokes

[somegoat-blog]

nine-year-olds making sex jokes

[steaku]

nine-year-olds

[abiglock]

NINE

[thebabbagepatch]

NEIN

[idontseehowthatsaparty-archive]

[calfromyoutube]

REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU AND BECOME FRIENDS WITH YOU

[liibxrte]

"I’m not a hundred—-  I’m 95.”

[agent-scarlett]

"Almost as old as my house. Vintage."

[stephenstrvnge]

Squinty John vs Squinty Sherlock.

[agent-scarlett]

Open

"What, you really think I can't handle myself?" 

She scoffed and rolled her eyes. "That's funny coming from you, considering I've saved your ass more than a couple of times." 

[serotonical]

How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information

[just-another-bandom-blog-deacti]

You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.

[pettyartist]

PLEASE reblog this— zipties are one of the most common ways of binding a person upon kidnapping because they are cheap and hard to break.

Knowing things like this puts you one step closer to freedom if, heaven forbid, you fall into a situation where you need to use this information.

[eatyourveggies]

its like 50 seconds everybody should watch

[efewfwrfewf-deactivated20150615]

So, I was watching The Hunger Games Parody, ‘The Starving Games’ and The Avengers asked KantMiss to join the Avengers.. but Hakweye didn’t like the idea about having another archer in the group. Let me tell you how I nearly fell off my bed from laughing so hard at this scene.