You’re Probably Right

[satans-assistant-offical]

@satan-offical Hey boss, I’m still waiting for my next paycheck.

[satan-offical]

Sorry I spent it on the paper to write your paycheck

[aravensss]

How much is the paper?! Or what meager pay are you giving???

[satan-offical]

Paper is expensive in hell

[agreeable-offical]

I agree! 👍😄

It’s so flammable it’s rarer than gold down there, or so I’ve heard!

[villain-offical]

I'm proposing... A new alliance.

A TEMPORARY ONE! Only employed when facing said common enemy. We can continue killing each other violently elsewhere

Anyway I call it TACS. Tumblr Against Chatbot Slop. Currently making a logo give me like a couple hours I've got some sketches down

If YOU 🫵 have an issue with AI slop (of all kinds) then YOU TOO can join TACS. No need to send an ask or anything, if you have an issue with it you're automatically part of the crew. Anyway we should start by going through with the blackout period on February 26th to protest the Shapes.inc ads that have been assaulting our feeds recently. Good starting point.

[agreeable-offical]

I AGREE! :D

[no-one-offical]

MY CHILDREN!! AND GRANDCHILDREN!!

TONIGHT!!

WE STEALL!!!

THE MOON!!

[gaslight-offical]

We need to stop living in the past — The moon was blown up during the duration of World War 2.

[no-one-offical]

You need to stop living in the past — the moon was reconstructed in the Cold War by the American Empire

[gaslight-offical]

"The Moon"? Haha, no, that's not what it's called. And I refuse to refer to that wretched thing as "America's Blessing".

[agreeable-offical]

I agree! :D

[satan-offical]

I swear to god the amount of A's and N's in banananana change every time and people gaslight me into thinking I'm wrong

[asap-azriel]

*gaslamp

ain't that right @adcutgmix @gaslight-offical and @agreeable-offical

[agreeable-offical]

I AGREE! :D

[satan-offical]

Cement tastes like shit guys you do NOT want to taste the grey sludge of chemicals

[agreeable-offical]

I agree! 👍

[sleeping-ranna]

reblog this if your icon could kill a man

[totally-cis-offical]

Not quite kill, per say, but it can decrease (or increase) the number of men in the world

[adjdhsue]

Yeah probably. To this day we do not know the full power of bubble cat.

[babylon-butterfly]

Starscream has killed a man, and will do it again.

[catboy-tdick]

gabriel has killed plenty of men and probably awakened some men too

[mischievous-archeologist]

wall (concrete)

[type-blaze0]

Theoretically capable of setting off a simultaneous nuclear split of every single atom in the earth’s core, but is also sixteen.

I’d argue that more of his combat power is trying not to kill people.

[princessnymphae]

i mean i could probably kill a man

[skeletal-spire-man]

I think he has-

[drudg30n]

it depends on the man

i can and will throw hands, however

[the-rat12]

could … ✅️

WILL and HAS ✅️ ✅️ ✅️

[ririwithrice]

maybe on accident

[cat-that-ignored-you-offical]

yup.

[agreeable-offical]

I agree!!

[agreeable-offical]

Hello official agreeable, I have a dilemma, if you see this post, you must answer it, you can’t avoid this, you agree to everything dont you? So you must follow these rules given above.

What you must do now, is read the following statement:

“I agree with the following statement. And I disagree with the previous statement”

I think it would be something cool of you to say, would it?

I....uh....

well...

This is confusing here.

You're very clever to make this dilemma! And...uh...it would be something cool of me to say...

I...agree...

I agree with the following statement and I-and I-and I-

I- I-

...

[agreeable-offical]

Opinion on Bees?

Do you agree with bees?

I do agree with bees!

[no-one-offical]

currently standing under a door because this is where the wifi is powerful somehow

[agreeable-offical]

I agree! ☝️

[no-one-offical]

WHY DO YOU AGREE??

*shakes you cutely but violently*

GIVE ME YOUR ANSWER MORTAL

[agreeable-offical]

Okay! :D

[no-one-offical]

currently standing under a door because this is where the wifi is powerful somehow

[agreeable-offical]

I agree! ☝️

[satan-offical]

Isn't it funny when

Woah

Hey

Did you see that? What the fuck.

[agreeable-offical]

I agree! ☝️

[lemonade-offical]

@lemon-offical girl how tf are you friends with like everyone in the officalverse?

[lemon-offical]

idk I just call everyone friend and I'm nice

[gaslight-offical]

DON'T be fooled. Lemon offical is a ruthless being, and will not be content until the world is destroyed.

[lemon-offical]

I have no idea who you are but you seem fun! :3

[gaslight-offical]

I'm very fun :D Just ask @agreeable-offical !

[agreeable-offical]

Yeah! You're, like, the funnest ever! :D

[confused-offical]

I’ve left this blog abandoned for over a month how do i have so many notes???

[agreeable-offical]

I agree! :D

[confused-offical]

I… see..?

[agreeable-offical]

Me too! :D

[confused-offical]

I’ve left this blog abandoned for over a month how do i have so many notes???

[agreeable-offical]

I agree! :D

[agreeable-offical]

10 posts!

Yippeee!

[jinshis-frog-offical]

the most british picture ive ever seen

is there a uk offical? pls @ them here so they can judge this claim

[oldersibling-offical]

@britain-offical

[britain-offical]

This is an actual crime here. If you make your tea any lighter than hex code #C49E78 then you can get fined, face jail time and get a criminal record, it is also one of the most frowned upon crimes and can cause you terrible harassment in prison if you are sentenced

[agreeable-offical]

I agree! ☝️

[no-one-offical]

This is a post

[sarcasm-offical]

No, it isnt

[gaslight-offical]

Yeah! The fact that yov think that yov can just lie to yovr fellow officals like that is sickening!

[rice-pudding-offical]

Why are you using v in place of u?

[gaslight-offical]

I don't know what yov're talking about.

[rice-pudding-offical]

okay let me retry that 😊

why arent you using the letter v in place of the letter u when you type?

[gaslight-offical]

Hm. I think yov're seeing things.

[agreeable-offical]

I agree! :D