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Imagining in the future when Kevin is on a pro team (with a bunch of players who obviously aren’t up to his standards, because who is) and he is absolutely laying into them all the time and is always bringing up

“Neil Josten would come to the court every single night and practice these drills and you can’t even do them for fifteen minutes”

“Neil Josten once fired shots with Andrew Minyard in goal for a whole night and blew out his arms just because he was stubborn and you can’t even handle shooting on (insert goalie’s name)?”

“Neil Josten played better than you while he was actively running from the Mafia. You think you have other things on your mind?”

Bonus if after a year or two of dealing with this Kevin’s team finally meets Neil at an exy banquet and tattle on him. And Neil is just “??? You literally texted me two weeks ago just to tell me my passes are dogshit? My team hadn’t even played a game or anything, you had just remembered and felt like bringing it up?”

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The problem with writing about Andrew's love of cars is that Nora didn't know anything about cars.

Take Andrew's original car for example: a Lexus GS is a very EXPENSIVE car yes, but look at it in 2003!

It's what a business exec buys not a speedfreak little shit head blowing his abusive mom's life insurance when the Mitsubishi Lancer Evo existed.

The Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution, usually called an Evo, is the obnoxious boy racer car. Look at it in matte black and tell me 17 year old Andrew Minyard didn't blow every penny he had on 0-60 mph in 5 seconds, all-wheel drive asshole machine.

Equally the only 5 seater Maserati on the market in 2007 was the Quattroporte which is just another CEOs towncar with a V8.

If you were going European imported sports saloon (which a touch out of character anyway) in that year the Jaguar S-type is right there!! You don't need to speak car to see it.

However, assuming he wouldn't have replaced his Evo which the even faster Evo that came out in 2007 (0-60 in 3.9, a full 5 seconds faster than that years Porsche) then why go European sports saloon conservative if Andrew could get a suped up Ford Mustang GT with 4.6 ltr V8 (0-60 in 5 seconds with 13.7 second quarter mile) that looks like every cop in 80 miles going to hate you on principle instead of I'm on my way to an important merger.