Maintenance man
So I had to have the control board and igniter on my stove replaced last week. A maintenance man, "Ben", came out to fix it. I noticed when he took his jacket off that he had tattoos on both forearms and neck. He showed me a few and I complimented him on them, which he thanked me. Ben was friendly and we talked about tattoos, jobs, etc. I couldn't help noticing the whole time that his butt was sticking out when he bent over to put the parts on the stove. My mind was flooded with impure thoughts as I gazed in amazement at his bubble butt. I wouldn't mind yanking his belt off, pulling his pants down and giving that blue-collar butt the loving it deserves. Hopefully I will see him again and work my charm.












