Head Chef at This Shitty Restaurant

Chef of the Strawhat Pirates. Part of the Grandline Times Roleplay Blog

[allbluecook-blog]

Sanji should have known better than to expect his captain’s child-like brain to be able to comprehend something as complex as hypothetical situations. “Yeah,” he grunted, turning back to the task at hand. “In a few minutes. Go call the others.”

[rubbercaptain]

"Do you promise to make something with meat in it?" Luffy knew Sanji was able to make anything delicious but meat was delicious too and was considered suitable breakfast fare for the captain. 

[allbluecook-blog]

"We're having spanish omlettes - ypu get to choose what goes on the inside"

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Seeing Zoro so cutely glare at him, Sanji couldn’t help but laugh. “You’ll have to work on that” he smiled.

[chibi-zoro]

"Aduh Ah." ((Dumb ass. )) gurgled the small marimo as he idly looked around.  

[allbluecook-blog]

"Oooh, would you look at that. Somehow the marimo has manners." Sanji smiled. He knelt down to be on eye level with Zoro. "You're Welcome "

[chibi-zoro]

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Taken aback by Zoro’s reaction, Sanji finally calmed down enough to realise that he had heard wrong. His his pallour returning to normal Sanji exclaimed “Learn to A-N-N-U-N-C-I-A-T-E Y-O-U-R W-O-R-D-S P-R-O-P-E-R-L-Y ” loudly, clearly and slowly “… Dumbass” he said after a pause.

[chibi-zoro]

Puffing out his cheeks, Zoro clenched his fists and glared at the man. “ANNnnnnnnng!” ((It’s your fault for hearing me wrong, shitty cook!)) Rather irritated, Zoro was still rather adorable as his glare was not the least bit intimidating. 

[allbluecook-blog]

Seeing Zoro so cutely glare at him, Sanji couldn't help but laugh. "You'll have to work on that" he smiled.

[chibi-zoro]

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Zoro’s gurgled word brought Sanji out of his day dream with alarm bells ringing in his ears. “Oh no” he half choked out, abruptly dropping the hand he had finished cleaning. “I am not your Papá” he muttered, pale as a ghost.

[chibi-zoro]

Swiftly turning to the man, Zoro’s face began to...

[allbluecook-blog]

Taken aback by Zoro's reaction, Sanji finally calmed down enough to realise that he had heard wrong. His his pallour returning to normal Sanji exclaimed "Learn to A-N-N-U-N-C-I-A-T-E Y-O-U-R W-O-R-D-S P-R-O-P-E-R-L-Y " loudly, clearly and slowly "... Dumbass" he said after a pause.

[chibi-zoro]

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As Sanji glanced over to check on the child from his task of preparing the table for meal time before he started cooking he saw baby Zoro trying (unsuccessfully) to suck his fingers clean. Sighing, he picked up a rag and put down the cutlery he was holding on the high chair...

[allbluecook-blog]

Zoro's gurgled word brought Sanji out of his day dream with alarm bells ringing in his ears. "Oh no" he half choked out, abruptly dropping the hand he had finished cleaning. "I am not your Papá" he muttered, pale as a ghost.

[rubbercaptain]

[allbluecook-blog]

Sanji just grew more irritated at his captains obvious lack of insight and empathy. “It was a hypothetical situation, Luffy” Sanji said in that cool, calm, dangerous tone of his. He couldn’t help it. Having no cigarettes constantly put him on edge. Even Nami and Robin would...

[allbluecook-blog]

Sanji should have known better than to expect his captain's child-like brain to be able to comprehend something as complex as hypothetical situations. "Yeah" he grunted, turning back to the task at hand. "In a few minutes. Go call the others."

[chibi-zoro]

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Seeing the kid completely disregard the utensil, Sanji tsked in exasperation. ‘Typical’ he muttered. “I should have figured you were an uncouth, crass oaf regardless of what age you are”. Sanji tried to hide the smile in his words - he couldn’t help it though - watching the...

[allbluecook-blog]

As Sanji glanced over to check on the child from his task of preparing the table for meal time before he started cooking he saw baby Zoro trying (unsuccessfully) to suck his fingers clean. Sighing, he picked up a rag and put down the cutlery he was holding on the high chair tabletop. 'Mattaku' He tsked. 'Damn all kids really are messy'. He gingerly picked up a chubby hand and started to work it clean. In the monotony of the task his mind started to drift. 'Of couse my child with Nami-swan would be perfect' ... He sighed again and started to clean the other hand.

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[allbluecook-blog]

'Oooh Luffy. Snacks wont be ready for another half hour or so … But there's some fresh drinks i was about to give out. They're in the fridge.' Sanji stopped humming when he heard his dubbery captain approach. He drained the sink, dried his hands and cracked his back having...

[allbluecook-blog]

'Funny? Jaaa, help me serve the drinks first. So whats this idea of yours?' Sanji asked half listening as he started to get the drinks out. He figired catching every 5th word or so soukd hekp hin get the gist if what his captain was saying. It generally worked.

[rubbercaptain]

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"Luffy, last time you came in here this early you helped with breakfast and ate half of it before it was even ready including Nami-san’s and Robin-chan’s melongè. Shitty Gomu. Besides wouldnt you be grumpy if Chopper took away all your meat?’ Sanji asked, eye twitching again.

[allbluecook-blog]

Sanji just grew more irritated at his captains obvious lack of insight and empathy. "It was a hypothetical situation, Luffy" Sanji said in that cool, calm, dangerous tone of his. He couldn't help it. Having no cigarettes constantly put him on edge. Even Nami and Robin would annoy him at times. He turned around to face his captain, giving him his full attention as he put down his knife and promptly placed his hands into his pockets where he clenched them tightly. He took a deep breath to try and calm himself.

[chibi-zoro]

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allbluecook:

'Ooohhh…. Couldn't stay away, huh?' Sanji smiled with satisfaction as he entered the galley from the back door. He walked over and scopped up the babe and promptly bibbed him before seating him in his special chair - out of harm (and the food's) way. He went over to the freezer and...

Seeing the kid completely disregard the utensil, Sanji tsked in exasperation. 'Typical' he muttered. "I should have figured you were an uncouth, crass oaf regardless of what age you are". Sanji tried to hide the smile in his words - he couldn't help it though - watching the Marimo eat and get it all over himself was funny. And ... If he was completely honest with himself a little adorable too. 'This is why I usually kick him out too' he reminded himself.

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lostswordsman

allbluecook

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The rubber man was sitting on the deck, bored. That last part was never a good thing since whenever the raven got bored, he’d get ideas, bad ones. He stood up and started looking around the ship for Zoro and Sanji so that he could make his new idea a reality. It...

[allbluecook-blog]

'Oooh Luffy. Snacks wont be ready for another half hour or so ... But there's some fresh drinks i was about to give out. They're in the fridge.' Sanji stopped humming when he heard his dubbery captain approach. He drained the sink, dried his hands and cracked his back having finally finished the last of the lunch dishes. He was looking forward to going outside and enjoying the fresh air, warm weather, seeing nami and robin bathing in the sun, a long deserved cigarette and the general hubub of the crew.

[pleadingly]

Reblog if it's okay to invade your ask box.

[rubbercaptain]

“Is it Halloween already, Sanji?”

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'Ooohhhhh … Luffy, breakfast will be ready soon.' Sanji said listlessly as he chomped down on a toothpick. No matter how hard he tried, it just wasn't the same - he missed his cigarettes. 'No … Its not Halloween…

[allbluecook-blog]

'Luffy, last time you came in here this early you helped with breakfast and ate half of it before it was even ready including Nami-san's and Robin-chan's melongè. Shitty Gomu. Besides wouldnt you be grumpy if Chopper took away all your meat?' Sanji asked, eye twitching again.

[rubbercaptain]

Sanji looks...off today

“Is it Halloween already, Sanji?”

[allbluecook-blog]

'Ooohhhhh ... Luffy, breakfast will be ready soon.' Sanji said listlessly as he chomped down on a toothpick. No matter how hard he tried, it just wasn't the same - he missed his cigarettes. 'No ... Its not Halloween yet' he sighed as he turned to look at the rubber human, eye twitching involuntarily. 'And before you ask, there's no meat. And no, you can't have a snack before breakfast. Now go call the others' He turned back to his preperations and replaced the toothpick with a carrot stick. He wished Chopper hadn't taken his cigarettes away.

[allbluecook-blog]

Wow so many people following me all of a sudden - im still a noob but i hope i dont dissapoint! I was a part of the grandline times rp blog but that kinda fizzled and died - so ... I rp Sanji from One Piece but am happy to RP as Sanji with anyone~

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New Rp Blogs!

It’s Friday! And so new rp blogs uwu Tell me if I didn’t put anyone on and they shall be added.

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smoker-whitehunter - Smoker

scarlettxhime - Scarlett 

surgeonofheart - Law

disgracedcroc - Crocodile

slaughtersoldier - Killer

allbluecook - Sanji

fromsouthblue - Bonney 

thechefandromantic - Sanji

xcatburglar - Nami

excessivejustice - Lucci

[lostswordsman]

//would anyone like to rp? btw I am back

[allbluecook-blog]

OoOhhh. You finally decided to wake up, Marimo? Done photosynthesising I see