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A freelance writer covering her passions: animals, music, and entertainment. 

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fucking pretty handwriting

[cayya]

The Birdcage (1996)

“You look tired” means “you look old.” And “you look rested” means “you’ve had collagen.” 

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Jon Hamm was so ridiculously funny as Rev. Richard Wayne Gary Wayne.

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Foreshadowing from Leslie's blind date in season 2. (Mind = blown)

[shitsgold]

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Fantastic minimalist portraits of the "Parks and Rec" gang.

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The record of Groot growth

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Rocket + Groot 4ever

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“I liked the fact she understood how we all have little secret habits that seem normal enough to us, but which we know better than to mention out loud.”

― A.M. Homes, The Safety of Objects

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Love everything about this.

[voodoomamajuju]

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voodoomamajuju:

Jim: This came out really well. There you go. Dwight: This is humongous. I am not a security threat. Jim: Oh. Dwight: And my middle name is Kurt. Not Fart. Jim: What did I write?

The Office, 2x21 - Conflict Resolution

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Probably my favorite of all the pranks Jim pulled on Dwight.

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Drax: I am not a princess!

dragon-trainer-of-the-galaxy butterflyinthewell visionfuckingmaximoff

[bricesander]

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OMG! Own it, Posh Spice! 

[paulapell]

Liz Lemon Dance Off ∟ 30 Rock season 4-6

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Never enough Liz Lemon in my life. 

[nevver]

Jean-Jacques “Sluggo” Rousseau

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Truth bomb

[nerdtacos]

Jurassic Parks and Recreation

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jeeeeee guys 

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LOL! Jurassic Parks and Recreation. So excited to see Jurassic World this weekend! 

[creature-a]

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This reminds me of my cat meowing at me early in the morning. 

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Why are you doing this!? We are Groot.

[becausebirds]

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How I feel about all the emails in my inbox currently. 

[capturing-kawaii]

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My love for cats began at an early age.