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❤️ = fluff
🔥 = smut
🌙 = angst
✨ = "other” (either platonic, or v flirty, or a mix of the previous three.., depends on the fic LOL)
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DC
> Oswald Cobblepot (Gotham)
✧ Series ✧
Pining
— You love going to Oswald’s club...usually with dates. After a rather gruesome date one night, you start going alone, hitting it off with Oswald. One night, the two of you drink alone together, and get it all out in the open...you’ve both been lusting for the other, and you decide to do something about it.
Part 1 ❤️
Part 2 ❤️ ✨
Part 3 🔥
Gotham Blues
— You and Oswald meet when you both work for Fish Mooney, and you form a close relationship. Because Gotham is...Gotham, you end up separated from one another. When you find him again, he sends you away unexpectedly. Even though he broke your heart, you hold out hope, and you get a little possessive of him. In part two, Oswald gets possessive, too.
Part 1 🌙
Part 2 🔥🌙
Looking Out for You
— Oswald shows up at Fish Mooney’s as her new umbrella/errand boy, and you want to show him the ropes of the club. He seems to be finding it difficult to adjust, but you promise to look out for him while he finds his way.
Part 1 ✨
Part 2 🌙 ✨
{♥ still in progress ♥}
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༺♥ Drabbles/Oneshots ♥༻
Drunk!Oswald (oneshot)
— Oz comes home from the club drunk, you take care of him <3
link ❤️
Drunk!Reader (oneshot)
— Oswald convinces you to come to his club, and sends Victor Zsasz to pick you up. You get wasted trying to keep up with Zsasz’s drinking, and Oswald helps you out.
link ❤️
“Pawn Shop Blues” angst (drabble)
— When Oswald unexpectedly goes back to Arkham, you wait for him to make a big move and break out again. You wait...and wait...and wait. Eventually, you have to sell some old gifts just to get by. (Based on some lyrics from Pawn Shop Blues by LDR)
link 🌙
New Uniform (drabble)
— For some reason, Oz got you a new “uniform” for the club, but it’s...less than professional. You eventually pry out of him why he wants you to wear this.
link ✨
Love is Weakness (drabble)
— Oswald has been home less and less. Finally, you confront him about it, and he breaks down in front of you.
link 🌙
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Disney
> Bruno Madrigal (Encanto)
✧ Series ✧
Modern!Encanto AU
— You don’t have the heart to tell your best friends, Isabela and Dolores, that you’re hooking up with their uncle. In an effort to get his attention, you end up making Bruno jealous, even sort of angry...he decides to teach you a lesson.
Part 1 🌙 ✨
Part 2 🔥
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༺♥ Drabbles/Oneshots ♥༻
Sick!Reader (drabble)
— You’ve been ill for a while. Bruno takes care of you, but sometimes, you want to decide what’s best for yourself.
link ❤️✨
Every Man Gets His Wish (oneshot)
— Bruno finds it hard to tell you how he feels, so he spoils you with gifts instead.
link ❤️✨
Be My Daddy (oneshot)
— Set in modern NYC, you meet Bruno on a rough day. He takes you on a date, and you quickly realize that he’s filthy rich. (Mostly platonic, flirty)
link ✨
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Naruto
> Rock Lee (Naruto: Shippuden)
✧ Series ✧
All These Years (discontinued)
— Available to read on Wattpad. You fall for Rock Lee after he helps you out of a tough situation. Mostly fluff, eventual smut in the last chapter I wrote!
You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"
And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."
And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.
this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men
to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men
From the Nashville Zoo’s fb page! Here’s the petition, please please please take a moment to add your name (even if you’re not from Nashville!). If you are from Tennessee, contact your representatives and make it clear that the people do not want this data center. This is an AZA accredited zoo which is home to several species of critically endangered animals, we NEED to protect it. Make your voice heard!
