i don't do bad sauce passes
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wallacepolsom
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Kiana Khansmith
@theartofmadeline
Love Begins
Cosimo Galluzzi
tannertan36
AnasAbdin
titsay
Cosmic Funnies
trying on a metaphor
Misplaced Lens Cap
roma★
will byers stan first human second
oozey mess
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@altbound
AA: According to all known laws of Altbound, there is no way Terezi should be able to make memes in five seconds. Time is too complex for it to be eliminated simply for jokes. Terezi, of course, memes anyway because Terezi doesn't care what Altbound thinks is impossible.
Aradia Megido, 2k17
CROFORSPRITE: > *slaps knee* yeeEEEEEHHAVWVWVWWV ..... the devwils in the backyard again
Equius Zahhak (@zaryasgalpal), 2k16
AA: Do you ever...... AA: Draw my daughter..... AT: Ofc AA: :333333 AA: Same to you if you ever find any. AT: I have all my notebooks at school but I'll draw her tomorrow yes AA: 800000000 AT: I love me some quality Priora AA: Tav is the best. Tav is the best. finger crotch: that a big number aa AA: Heheh. finger crotch: vwait fuck vwas that a face AA: Ahahahahahaha. AT: Chdchddji AT: Rip finger crotch: cvwasdfgsd fuck ʸ(˃̴ꆚᵃ̷⁎)▁▂▃▅▆▓▒░✩⃛ finger crotch: j;adgsh;dsvwf AT: Bchejdjskndje AA: Sddugh;oshg;sohg
Nerds, 2k16
GC: * when you notice the typo 5 minutes after you sent it * s h i t GC: phone put pond instead of pawn AA: Rip... GC: well at least autocorrect isnt on a laptop finger crotch: this is pond stars here i run the shop vwith my dad and son after
Nerds, 2k16
AA: Fuck I forgot to let out the cat. apocalypseArisen [AA] unsilenced Yes I am [].
Aradia Megido (@classes-and-aspects), 2k16
GC: https://imgur.com/a/94oev AA: I REMEMBER THAT. finger crotch: fagwvsl;imerz5cd6f7grth GC: Priora didn't apocalypseArisen [AA] silenced The Tyranny "32 ants/2 spiders/1 ? in hell" Leopie [].
Nerds, 2k16
PS: Buenas Tardis Terezi, ¿Cōmo estás? SS: TARDIS. PS: E PS: Fuck SS: STOP. PS: *winks* PS: My spelling errors create time rifts
Karkat Vantas (@terminallycheesecake), 2k16
KK: Fine then ill just go finish building karkats hive in my minecraft world with my new karkat skin
Karkat Vantas (@terminallycheesecake), 2k16
AT: Is it cotton eye hoe AT: FUCK AT: *JOE
Tavros Nitram (@skelepunny), 2k16
KK: *breathes* KK: Breathing excersizes.. 1-2-3....O-T-P,,,
Karkat Vantas (@terminallycheesecake), 2k16
is bactine seadwweller safe
caligulasAquarium [CA] joined chat.
arsenicCatnip [AC] joined chat.
CA: nep youre online right
CA: i can see that you are wwhy did i ask exactly
CA: fuck NEVVERMIND i just hope you didnt leavve your fuckin husktop open somewwhere
CA: do you knoww anythin about infections
AC: :33 < hi eridan!
CA: an starvvation i think an wwhatevver the fuck else
AC: :33 < i do know some of both things
AC: :33 < ...whats happening???
CA: look fef is at my hivve and shes in a real bad wway
AC: :(( < oh no :((
CA: shes too WWARM an she wwont wwake up im tearin my hair out shes gonna fuckin die i can see it on her
CA: i dont knoww wwhat to do
AC: :33 < where is she in your hive
AC: :33 < is she lying down? suppurrted well??
CA: livvinblock shes on the couch
CA: of course shes fuckin lyin dowwn
AC: :33 < i just want to make sure!
AC: :33 < how is her breathing
AC: :33 < and her heartbeat
AC: :33 < and is there anything stuck in her throat or gills? thats one of the furst things you should check, even if she s33ms to be breathing fine
CA: evverythins barely there
CA: theres nothin stuck shes just sick an thin like a rail
CA: she mustvve been fightin some monsters under there an a course she didnt do anythin about the wwounds
CA: all alone for wwho knowws howw long because i
AC: :33 < its alright
AC: :33 < you can think about it later
AC: :33 < so you have checked fur obstructions defurnitely??
CA: yes ivve already SAID THAT
CA: shes goin to die an its on my hands
AC: :33 < it was not very clear so
AC: :33 < no shes not!!
AC: :33 < she will not die
AC: :33 < okay
CA: wwait shes movvin that mi
AC: :33 < how much blood is she loosing
AC: :33 < she
AC: :33 < oh
CA: wwhat the FUCK
caligulasAquarium [CA] disconnected.
AC: :33 < eridan???
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AC: askdad asscrack: ask dad asscrack: ask him what AC: THAT WAS AC: a AC: KEYBOARD SMASH AC: IM CRI HECKING AC: KJDNKAJDHJKSAAD asscrack: lkjgvaskr
Nepeta Leijon (@endlessly-curious-potato) and Equius Zahhak (@equiuszahhack), 2k16
@desinyah @riptyres I GOT THE JOB THANKS FOR YOUR GOOD LUCK WISHES!!!!
Congratulations on the new job, Fem!!!
-Altbound
(@dersemoons)
AT: Sonic Zahhak, you were named after two of the bravest men I ever knew
Tavros Nitram (@skelepunny), 2k16
CT: D --> Did you mean Muslcebeasts KK: Muslce AT: Muslce asscrack: > give me a break AT: U pulled a Tav on that one asscrack: >
Nerds, 2k16
PI: Fact: skeletons are made of tiny grey rubber fuck PI: Duck*** AT: Lauren wtf KK: Uhhhhm AT: Grey rubber fuck PI: DuCK GC: What's a rubber fuck AT: Fuck
Nerds, 2k16
