Kisses - A

[clarkgriffon]

I’m not scary! Am I scary? A little.

[clarkgriffon]

Put down the mozzarella stick. It’s mine! It’s not, it’s a plane.

[clarkgriffon]

spencer hastings + legend status

[alwaysahastings]

Hanna: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Spencer: Alright, what's 30x17?

Hanna: 47

Spencer: That's not even close.

Hanna: But it was fast.

[alwaysahastings]

Spencer: *Answers phone.* Hello?

Hanna: It's Hanna.

Spencer: What did she do this time?

Hanna: No, it's me, Spencer. It's actually me.

Spencer: What did you do this time?

[incorrectpll]

Mona: So what time does the judgemental express arrive?

Hanna: Spencer’s flight lands at noon.

[pll-imsodone-notreally]

"We're wired the same."

-Spencer to Jason

Girl, you've got no idea. You're not just siblings, but cousins too.

What even is this show?

[incorrectpll]

Charlotte: I'm going to set a bomb off in your house.

Spencer: No! That's bad for the environment!

Mona: Okay technically you're right but that shouldn't be our main concern at the moment.

[incorrectpll]

Hanna: Hey, what time is it?

Aria: I don’t know, pass me the recorder.

Aria: *plays recorder loudly*

Spencer: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 2 AM?

Aria: It’s 2 am.

[incorrectpll]

Emily: What's wrong with you?

Spencer: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

[littlechxoticmess]

spencer to alex: you pretending to be me won't work. my friends will know the difference!!!

her friends: *have no clue*

meanwhile jenna: *wow she smells different... must be the evil twin*

[bvcmhere]

Pretty Little Liars 2010 — 2017

[forbescaroline]

Favorite TV Shows of All Time: (in chronological order) You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me. You’re always better off with a really good lie. Pretty Little Liars (June 8, 2010-June 27, 2017)

[blindoptimism]

top ten tv characters → 09. Spencer Hastings (Pretty Little Liars)

“I could give you the entire Targaryen speech from the end of season one but I will not waste my breath.”

[alwaysahastings]

Aria: “If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?”

Mike: “Probably.”

[alwaysahastings]

Spencer: “I can’t believe this is my life. Oh my God. I’m gonna have to send my SAT scores to San Quentin instead of Stanford.”

Mona: “Ah, right. I’m just a little freaked here. Well at least you got what you wanted, you know?

Spencer: “Got what I wanted? It is one thing to want somebody out of your life, it is another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer.”

[alwaysahastings]

Alison: “Is this a weak turnout or what? I had at least 70 more people at my funeral.”