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@alycanne
I came here to meme and meme I will
Hello
Hi guys, my name is Alyssa! I am a member of the Youtubers and the n.e.r.d.s Tumblr pages on here. If you all have any ideas (that's not fanart bc I can't draw.) For example, any Capcut edits, incorrect quotes, things I think they would do, etc, let me know.
Sorry im just really emotional about this cover
@claymationmlm I FOUND IT
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Sorry, social media.
50 likes!
I need a life 🤣🤣🤣
10 posts!
Let goo
Sorry im just really emotional about this cover
@claymationmlm I FOUND IT
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
I feel like I'm Arthur finding the Holy Grail
Hope everyone has an amazing Friday with the best NERDS of all time!!! 🍦🍧🧁🍫🍬🍭💕✨✨✨✨
Casually reposts bc both
5 posts! Let's gooo
Are we gonna ignore the fact that Mr. Brand's wiki fandom page says he has a wife...
SCREW THIS CRAP I'M BRINING BACK SSUNDEE
Zud: What food item will I put peanuts in today
Zud: Any suggestions
Biffle: Water
Biffle: Like a glass of water
GarryBlox: i am going to stab you in Minecraft
Ssundee: uh acktually there are no stabbing weapons in minecraft, only slashing and projectile weapons ☝️ 🤓
GarryBlox: Trident 🤨
NicoVauld: That’s a projectile
NicoVauld: You throw it
GarryBlox: aaaaaaaaaaaa
Biffle: you so right
Zud: tnt?
Henwy: …
Sigils: explosive
Sigils: explosives are not stabbing weapons
Biffle: shrapnel stabs i think
Zud: if you try really, really hard
Zud: i think you could do it
Henwy: oh that too
Henwy: i was straight up thinking like
Henwy: sticking a tnt stick in someone's chest
Biffle: like that one guy
Zud: i am mentally stable 👍
Biffle: i keep forgetting his name
Ssundee: 1. shrapnel is not a separate weapon, its a part of an explosive 2. there is no shrapnel tnt in minecraft
Henwy: Phineas gage
Henwy: He was stabbed
NicoVauld: he was impaled
Zud: same thing
Zud: sorta
Ssundee: the iron rod was blunt
Zud: BUT HE WAS STILL STABBED
Zud: ????
Sigils: you can’t stab with a blunt object
GarryBlox: yes you can
GarryBlox: if you try hard enough
NicoVauld: THAT'S WHAT IMPALEMENT IS
Ssundee: the only reason why he was impaled was because an explosive gave it enough force to go through his eye socket
Sigils: impalement implies that a very large object passes all the way through someone or something
Sigils: stabbing is just piercing flesh
Sigils: stabbing can only go part of the way through someone but you could stab someone with a blunt object
Ssundee: also impalement is nearly always fatal, but stabbing isnt
Biffle: if you had the right amount of force
Biffle: not saying it's easy or likely
Biffle: just it's possible
Ssundee: you would need an obscene amount of force
NicoVauld: also stabbing usually needs human involvement i.e. you cant be stabbed by something that wasnt in the hands of a human, yours or anothers
NicoVauld: but you can be impaled by an object just sitting there
Biffle: i do agree with that
Ssundee: henceforth
Ssundee: phineas gage wasn't stabbed
Ssundee: he was impaled
Sigils: the tamping rod only entered his skull because the gunpowder ignited on accident
Russel: what is wrong with you guys
Zud: so
Zud: Peanuts in water then?
N.E.R.D.S Incorrect Quotes
I saw all of *totally not checking my screenshots to remember their name*@violetfoxviolarose incorrect quotes, so I wanted to try to do some myself. Enjoy, and thank you @violetfoxviolarose for the idea (I was running out of ideas)
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Matilda: *casual Matilda angry Noises*
Everyone else:....
Jackson: I don't speak Spanish.
Julio: *laughs hard bc he speaks Spanish*
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Jackson: Dad? ARE YOU A COMMUNIST?!
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Matilda: *Gasps* BEE! BEE LISTEN TO ME! Cocaine! *Tries to give a bee cocaine*
Ruby: NOOOOO! Don't you feed my bees cocaine, you monster!
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Heathcliff: I have an idea!
Ruby: *Kicks him off the cliff* Now he can't breeeeeathe.
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Jackson: I just ate mac n cheese outta my pants pocket
Duncan: Gave her my number, she immediately blocked it
Julio: I just put a metal fork into an electrical socket
Ruby: Got bored as hell and decided to play "Bop It"
Matilda: Kicked my uncle in the balls, yeah, I'm Batman
Heathcliff: I need smarter friends.
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Matilda: Hamburbur
Jackson: No no no no, talk to the nice red-headed man. *points at Heathcliff*
Heathcliff: *Walks past*
Matilda: Hamburbur
Heathcliff: No disculpe- no, no hablo ingles, no English?
Matilda: HAMBURBUR!
Heathcliff: Cheese or no cheese?
Matilda: *turns to Julio* I'm about to freak out Julio. *turns back to Heathcliff* BURBUR!
Heathcliff: *Starts arguing in Spanish*
Matilda: *Arguing back in English* I DON'T SPEAK TACO BELL, PAL!
Heathcliff: Well, guess what? I don't speak- "Hamburbur" mother fu-
Julio: *Is casually holding back a laugh bc he's fluent in Spanish*
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Duncan: I wish I wasn't fat
Julio: I wish I wasn't gay
Matilda or Jackson (either one): I wish that a Latina would come sit up on my face. Kicked my uncle in the balls, yeah, I'm Batman. I just ate a protein bar out of a trash can.
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Heathcliff: GO TO BED, IT'S 3AM! IF YOU DON'T YOU'RE GONNA HATE YOURSELF IN THE MORNING!
Ruby: Joke's on you, I'm gonna hate myself in the morning regardless.
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Matilda, after a fight with Duncan: You may be a thought! But... you're my thought, get in the car, bitch! We're gonna get Frappachinos! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Heathcliff: Guys, who allowed Matilda to drink coffee again?
Matilda: I love coffee, coffee makes the world go around! HA HAH HAH HA!
Heathcliff: Matilda, give me the coffee.
Matilda: NO! Fuck you, it's mine! *Screams and runs away with the coffee*
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Matilda: MOTHERFUCKER! *Bursts into the room and points at Jackson* YOU! Have you ever heard of a Mountain Chicken?!
Jackson: 8Knowing Matilda could beat him up (per book 1). Please don't hurt me.
Matilda: *Grabs his face and says menacingly* Have you ever heard of a mountain chicken?
Jackson: No.
Matilda: What do you think it looks like?
Jackson: Like, a really big chicken?
Matilda: *Shakes him* THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT BUT NO!
*Shows a picture of a frog* IT'S THIS MOTHERFUCKER!
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Ruby: TELL ME WHY!
Matilda: Ain't nothing but a heartache
Julio: Tell me why! AIN'T NOTHING BUT A MISTAKE!
Jackson: Tell me why! I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAY!
Ruby: *Starts contemplating her life choices*
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Heathcliff waking up from a coma: Do I remember?...... No.
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*everyone has the villain virus*
Matilda: What if the bad guy wasn't the bad guy?
Jackson: What if the hero wasn't really good?
Ruby: What if the damsel in distress was living her life, but he took her away from the ones she loved?
Duncan: What if Prince Charming poisoned Sleeping Beauty, cause she rejected him the moment before?
Heathcliff: What of fairy tales don't have happy endings? What if they end up in war? Warrrrr.
Julio, who's immune: Oh. Oh no. *Casually stops everyone by himself*
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Julio and Duncan, doing a duet: I always thought I might be bad, now I'm sure that it's true. Cause I think you're so good, and I'm nothing like you. Look at you go, I just adore you.
Jackson joins in, and the others stop: I wish that I knew. What makes you think I'm so special. *the other 2 hug him*
Hope you liked this, let me know if you want more.
Funny incorrect quotes
Hey, I'm new here, but here are some funny incorrect quotes :)
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Tommy:Blue M&Ms are the best.
Tubbo: WHAT IS THIS SLANDER?
Tommy: What about it? They are.
Tubbo: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER! THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!
Tommy: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO!
Wilbur: They're all chocolate inside; the colors don't mean anything.
Ranboo: I like the yellow ones.
Wilbur, Tommy, and Tubbo: SHUT UR F***ING MOUTH!
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Philza: Karl, don't you ever wanna talk about your sexuality?
Karl Jacobs: No.
Eret: I do!
Philza: I know Eret.
Eret: I'm bi!
Philza: I know Eret.
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Slimesicle: I just ate Mac n Cheese outta my pants pocket
Quackity: Gave her my number, and she immediately blocked it
Tommy: I just stuck a metal fork into an electrical socket
Ranboo: Got bored as hell and decided to play Bop It
Tubbo: Kicked my uncle in the balls, yeah, I'm Batman
Fundy: I just ate a protein bar out of a trash can
Wilbur: Fought a crippled man, yeah, that dude really lacked hands
JSchlatt: Stripper sh**ted on me when she ga-
BadBoyHalo: *bursts into room* LANGUAGE!
Hazbin Hotel/N.E.R.D.S
These are some quotes from Hazbin Hotel I feel like the N.E.R.D.S would say (BTW, is anyone even still on this?)
Heathcliff: "Big talk for someone who's also on a leash" - Husker
Matilda: "Are you ready to meet your fate in battle, (name here)?"- Sir Pentious
Ruby: "HA HA! Never going to happen!" - Alastor
Mr. Brand: "I'm sorry, what the F*** was that?" - Vaggie
Jackson: "I know, I f***ing rock." - Adam
Julio: "Oh, tasty!" - Alastor
Ms. Holiday: "No! We don't want any of that. I was wondering if we could talk to you real quick?" - Charlie Morningstar
Duncan: "I, love you guys. Like, really, really love you." - Charlie Morningstar
Songs i hear of and think of of the N.E.R.D.S
Heathcliff: Anti-Hero by Taylor Swift
Matilda: Confident by Demi Lovato
Duncan: Count on Me Bruno Mars
Julio: Speed Me Up/ Speed in my Soul by CG5
Jackson: Cool Kids by EchoSmith
Ruby: Good for U by Olivia Rodrigo
Things I think the N.E.R.D.S would do
Matilda: Secretly thinks about punching any wrestler she doesn't like.
Heathcliff: Curses when he's angry and has a death glare that could kill the prettiest of flowers, cause it's intimidating, but is secretly a softy.
Jackson: Puts 5 pounds of hair gel in his hair every morning before school.
Ruby: Is bossiest to Heathcliff cause she secretly likes him.
Duncan: Tries to calm Matilda down, but secretly thinks she's cute when she's mad and is secretly overprotective of her.
Julio: Doesn't share his candy and I think he's the type of dude to eat Feastables and drink Prime.