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[cdpdoodler]

I came here to meme and meme I will

[alycanne]

Hello

Hi guys, my name is Alyssa! I am a member of the Youtubers and the n.e.r.d.s Tumblr pages on here. If you all have any ideas (that's not fanart bc I can't draw.) For example, any Capcut edits, incorrect quotes, things I think they would do, etc, let me know.

[mglitch]

Sorry im just really emotional about this cover

[thatshxtagain]

@claymationmlm I FOUND IT

[inthevalleyoftheinbetween]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

[flinchdabinch]

Uh-

Sorry, social media.

[alycanne]

50 likes!

I need a life 🤣🤣🤣

[alycanne]

10 posts!

Let goo

[mglitch]

Sorry im just really emotional about this cover

[thatshxtagain]

@claymationmlm I FOUND IT

[inthevalleyoftheinbetween]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

[alycanne]

I feel like I'm Arthur finding the Holy Grail

[mindsey-moonbow]

Hope everyone has an amazing Friday with the best NERDS of all time!!! 🍦🍧🧁🍫🍬🍭💕✨✨✨✨

[alycanne]

Casually reposts bc both

[alycanne]

5 posts! Let's gooo

[alycanne]

Are we gonna ignore the fact that Mr. Brand's wiki fandom page says he has a wife...

[alycanne]

SCREW THIS CRAP I'M BRINING BACK SSUNDEE

Zud: What food item will I put peanuts in today

Zud: Any suggestions

Biffle: Water

Biffle: Like a glass of water

GarryBlox: i am going to stab you in Minecraft

Ssundee: uh acktually there are no stabbing weapons in minecraft, only slashing and projectile weapons ☝️ 🤓

GarryBlox: Trident 🤨

NicoVauld: That’s a projectile

NicoVauld: You throw it

GarryBlox: aaaaaaaaaaaa

Biffle: you so right

Zud: tnt?

Henwy: …

Sigils: explosive

Sigils: explosives are not stabbing weapons

Biffle: shrapnel stabs i think

Zud: if you try really, really hard

Zud: i think you could do it

Henwy: oh that too

Henwy: i was straight up thinking like

Henwy: sticking a tnt stick in someone's chest

Biffle: like that one guy

Zud: i am mentally stable 👍

Biffle: i keep forgetting his name

Ssundee: 1. shrapnel is not a separate weapon, its a part of an explosive 2. there is no shrapnel tnt in minecraft

Henwy: Phineas gage

Henwy: He was stabbed

NicoVauld: he was impaled

Zud: same thing

Zud: sorta

Ssundee: the iron rod was blunt

Zud: BUT HE WAS STILL STABBED

Zud: ????

Sigils: you can’t stab with a blunt object

GarryBlox: yes you can

GarryBlox: if you try hard enough

NicoVauld: THAT'S WHAT IMPALEMENT IS

Ssundee: the only reason why he was impaled was because an explosive gave it enough force to go through his eye socket

Sigils: impalement implies that a very large object passes all the way through someone or something

Sigils: stabbing is just piercing flesh

Sigils: stabbing can only go part of the way through someone but you could stab someone with a blunt object

Ssundee: also impalement is nearly always fatal, but stabbing isnt

Biffle: if you had the right amount of force

Biffle: not saying it's easy or likely

Biffle: just it's possible

Ssundee: you would need an obscene amount of force

NicoVauld: also stabbing usually needs human involvement i.e. you cant be stabbed by something that wasnt in the hands of a human, yours or anothers

NicoVauld: but you can be impaled by an object just sitting there

Biffle: i do agree with that

Ssundee: henceforth

Ssundee: phineas gage wasn't stabbed

Ssundee: he was impaled

Sigils: the tamping rod only entered his skull because the gunpowder ignited on accident

Russel: what is wrong with you guys

Zud: so

Zud: Peanuts in water then?

[alycanne]

N.E.R.D.S Incorrect Quotes

I saw all of *totally not checking my screenshots to remember their name*@violetfoxviolarose incorrect quotes, so I wanted to try to do some myself. Enjoy, and thank you @violetfoxviolarose for the idea (I was running out of ideas)

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Matilda: *casual Matilda angry Noises*

Everyone else:....

Jackson: I don't speak Spanish.

Julio: *laughs hard bc he speaks Spanish*

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Jackson: Dad? ARE YOU A COMMUNIST?!

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Matilda: *Gasps* BEE! BEE LISTEN TO ME! Cocaine! *Tries to give a bee cocaine*

Ruby: NOOOOO! Don't you feed my bees cocaine, you monster!

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Heathcliff: I have an idea!

Ruby: *Kicks him off the cliff* Now he can't breeeeeathe.

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Jackson: I just ate mac n cheese outta my pants pocket

Duncan: Gave her my number, she immediately blocked it

Julio: I just put a metal fork into an electrical socket

Ruby: Got bored as hell and decided to play "Bop It"

Matilda: Kicked my uncle in the balls, yeah, I'm Batman

Heathcliff: I need smarter friends.

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Matilda: Hamburbur

Jackson: No no no no, talk to the nice red-headed man. *points at Heathcliff*

Heathcliff: *Walks past*

Matilda: Hamburbur

Heathcliff: No disculpe- no, no hablo ingles, no English?

Matilda: HAMBURBUR!

Heathcliff: Cheese or no cheese?

Matilda: *turns to Julio* I'm about to freak out Julio. *turns back to Heathcliff* BURBUR!

Heathcliff: *Starts arguing in Spanish*

Matilda: *Arguing back in English* I DON'T SPEAK TACO BELL, PAL!

Heathcliff: Well, guess what? I don't speak- "Hamburbur" mother fu-

Julio: *Is casually holding back a laugh bc he's fluent in Spanish*

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Duncan: I wish I wasn't fat

Julio: I wish I wasn't gay

Matilda or Jackson (either one): I wish that a Latina would come sit up on my face. Kicked my uncle in the balls, yeah, I'm Batman. I just ate a protein bar out of a trash can.

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Heathcliff: GO TO BED, IT'S 3AM! IF YOU DON'T YOU'RE GONNA HATE YOURSELF IN THE MORNING!

Ruby: Joke's on you, I'm gonna hate myself in the morning regardless.

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Matilda, after a fight with Duncan: You may be a thought! But... you're my thought, get in the car, bitch! We're gonna get Frappachinos! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Heathcliff: Guys, who allowed Matilda to drink coffee again?

Matilda: I love coffee, coffee makes the world go around! HA HAH HAH HA!

Heathcliff: Matilda, give me the coffee.

Matilda: NO! Fuck you, it's mine! *Screams and runs away with the coffee*

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Matilda: MOTHERFUCKER! *Bursts into the room and points at Jackson* YOU! Have you ever heard of a Mountain Chicken?!

Jackson: 8Knowing Matilda could beat him up (per book 1). Please don't hurt me.

Matilda: *Grabs his face and says menacingly* Have you ever heard of a mountain chicken?

Jackson: No.

Matilda: What do you think it looks like?

Jackson: Like, a really big chicken?

Matilda: *Shakes him* THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT BUT NO!

*Shows a picture of a frog* IT'S THIS MOTHERFUCKER!

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Ruby: TELL ME WHY!

Matilda: Ain't nothing but a heartache

Julio: Tell me why! AIN'T NOTHING BUT A MISTAKE!

Jackson: Tell me why! I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAY!

Ruby: *Starts contemplating her life choices*

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Heathcliff waking up from a coma: Do I remember?...... No.

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*everyone has the villain virus*

Matilda: What if the bad guy wasn't the bad guy?

Jackson: What if the hero wasn't really good?

Ruby: What if the damsel in distress was living her life, but he took her away from the ones she loved?

Duncan: What if Prince Charming poisoned Sleeping Beauty, cause she rejected him the moment before?

Heathcliff: What of fairy tales don't have happy endings? What if they end up in war? Warrrrr.

Julio, who's immune: Oh. Oh no. *Casually stops everyone by himself*

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Julio and Duncan, doing a duet: I always thought I might be bad, now I'm sure that it's true. Cause I think you're so good, and I'm nothing like you. Look at you go, I just adore you.

Jackson joins in, and the others stop: I wish that I knew. What makes you think I'm so special. *the other 2 hug him*

Hope you liked this, let me know if you want more.

[alycanne]

Funny incorrect quotes

Hey, I'm new here, but here are some funny incorrect quotes :)

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Tommy:Blue M&Ms are the best.

Tubbo: WHAT IS THIS SLANDER?

Tommy: What about it? They are.

Tubbo: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER! THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!

Tommy: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO!

Wilbur: They're all chocolate inside; the colors don't mean anything.

Ranboo: I like the yellow ones.

Wilbur, Tommy, and Tubbo: SHUT UR F***ING MOUTH!

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Philza: Karl, don't you ever wanna talk about your sexuality?

Karl Jacobs: No.

Eret: I do!

Philza: I know Eret.

Eret: I'm bi!

Philza: I know Eret.

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Slimesicle: I just ate Mac n Cheese outta my pants pocket

Quackity: Gave her my number, and she immediately blocked it

Tommy: I just stuck a metal fork into an electrical socket

Ranboo: Got bored as hell and decided to play Bop It

Tubbo: Kicked my uncle in the balls, yeah, I'm Batman

Fundy: I just ate a protein bar out of a trash can

Wilbur: Fought a crippled man, yeah, that dude really lacked hands

JSchlatt: Stripper sh**ted on me when she ga-

BadBoyHalo: *bursts into room* LANGUAGE!

[alycanne]

Hazbin Hotel/N.E.R.D.S

These are some quotes from Hazbin Hotel I feel like the N.E.R.D.S would say (BTW, is anyone even still on this?)

Heathcliff: "Big talk for someone who's also on a leash" - Husker

Matilda: "Are you ready to meet your fate in battle, (name here)?"- Sir Pentious

Ruby: "HA HA! Never going to happen!" - Alastor

Mr. Brand: "I'm sorry, what the F*** was that?" - Vaggie

Jackson: "I know, I f***ing rock." - Adam

Julio: "Oh, tasty!" - Alastor

Ms. Holiday: "No! We don't want any of that. I was wondering if we could talk to you real quick?" - Charlie Morningstar

Duncan: "I, love you guys. Like, really, really love you." - Charlie Morningstar

[alycanne]

Songs i hear of and think of of the N.E.R.D.S

Heathcliff: Anti-Hero by Taylor Swift

Matilda: Confident by Demi Lovato

Duncan: Count on Me Bruno Mars

Julio: Speed Me Up/ Speed in my Soul by CG5

Jackson: Cool Kids by EchoSmith

Ruby: Good for U by Olivia Rodrigo

[alycanne]

Things I think the N.E.R.D.S would do

Matilda: Secretly thinks about punching any wrestler she doesn't like.

Heathcliff: Curses when he's angry and has a death glare that could kill the prettiest of flowers, cause it's intimidating, but is secretly a softy.

Jackson: Puts 5 pounds of hair gel in his hair every morning before school.

Ruby: Is bossiest to Heathcliff cause she secretly likes him.

Duncan: Tries to calm Matilda down, but secretly thinks she's cute when she's mad and is secretly overprotective of her.

Julio: Doesn't share his candy and I think he's the type of dude to eat Feastables and drink Prime.

[alycanne]