A Work In Progress...

Whatever

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[mrsterlingeverything]

Made it all the way to work and realized I forgot my cyanide pill in case of capture

[prettyyinpunk]

#mytwuck

[filmphotofranz]

[rnismatch]

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

[burntundertones]

[beefwizard91]

[herbofgraceandpeace]

*adds another bay leaf to the soup* after all I’m not driving

[thebirdandhersong]

Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you

[alex51324]

it doesn't even cure me of being tired

[zaprowsdower27]

It should work like in RPGs. I want to be able to go to bed exhausted, poisoned, and missing half of my blood and wake up at 100% fully recovered

[theforsakenprince]

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

dropped an embroidery needle on my floor in the dark and couldn't recover it so hopefully a bug is about to use it as a sword and go on some adventures and shit

[snailifier]

🐌🪡 im so ready for the snides of snarch

[julius-caesar-offical]

... and why is that?

[snailifier]

*snabs you with my sneedle*

[depsidase]

[themanfromeire]

[rabid-transcendentalist]

Caesar has grown too ambitious and knives are flying in the senate! Select a trio of coordinates below and click (keep reading) to see how you contributed to his assassination!

E5 E2 C4

E4 B5 B3

A1 A2 B2

E1 C1 D2

A4 F5 C3

A5 B1 F3

F1 E2 C5

D1 F2 D5

D3 A3 C2

F4 B4 D4

Voting ended onMar 16

[little-pondhead]

[little-pondhead]

[depsidase]

[catgurltreats]

Girl did you just quicksave