Ben is like a sad Ron Weasley. He looks like if Big Bird lost all his feathers and Martin has the charm and the sex appeal of a scarecrow. John has a big-ass bowling ball head. How does he stay upright with that big fat melon? And none of them have the guts to take their shirts off in front of a girl. ‘Cause they’re three sad virgins, what? Three sad virgins, what? Three sad virgins, whoa and they’re gonna die alone.
THREE SAD VIRGINS (FEAT. TAYLOR SWIFT)














