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For those who do not have Twitter, Bob Schooley posted a Kim Possible series bible on there today. This contains material on the basic outline for the series. This was made about two years before the first episode was aired. There is so many amazing things in here that ended up being changed or did not happen or appear in the show entirely. A must look for any hardcore KP Fan!

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Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

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“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses]

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

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This should win an Oscar

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“I understand your frustration in dealing with a black man who can’t be bought with a truck full of guns, a plane load of blondes, and a swiss bank account. But hold on to what little class you have..”

this movie bout to be lit!!

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Shit!

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Muslim boys: may Allah reward all our hardworking mothers and sisters slaving away in the kitchen whilst fasting ameen 😩🙏🏼 Everyone: are you actually… gonna help them? Muslim boys: nah just make dua

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Half of the Great Barrier Reef is either dead or dying, and 93% of it is now bleached. Coral bleaches when it’s highly stressed due to pollution, overheating, or disease. If climate conditions do not change, most of the reef will probably disappear. Source Source 2 Source 3

All of that coral is dead. And all of this coral…

…is bleached.

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Resolutions

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Girls&Owls Part 1 | (Shop Prints & Accessories)

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The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]

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who wrote this, expose him

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my breasts are nicely separated. Completely divided, every year they move apart by half an inch.

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My breasts are nicely separated though they still fight for custody of the children.

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I,,a woman,,,am WiDeR LOweR dOwN

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That was difficult to read.

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So ugly

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My name is Ebony D'arkness Dementia Raven Way, and my breasts are nicely separated

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OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND HOW ON EARTH DID IT GET PUBLISHED

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You can always tell when it’s a man writing a description because they focus oddly on the breasts. There will always be something about breasts and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read historical or fantasy fiction and they talk about “her breasts hanging freely under her tunic” or what the fuck ever and it’s like…women don’t do that? We don’t describe ourselves by saying “I have blonde hair and blue eyes and my breasts hang freely under my tunic”. I kind of feel like we should counter by awkwardly mentioning all male character’s balls in their description. It’s kind of in the same vein.

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“I have auburn hair and hazel eyes and my copious nicely separated balls hangs freely under my breeches”

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Excuse me while I die of laughter

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I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR

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wait for it🐟🐠

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I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

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THIS IS SO CALMING AND FUN

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When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

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She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

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She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

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Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

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fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this.

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You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half.

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium.

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks.

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS.