wait a god-damn minute!
this screen shot got me thinking …
I’d never noticed before that Miles has turtle abs in addition to his resemblance in profile.
Coincidence? Perhaps.
The truth is, we may never know… unless
Over to you, Mr Kane! (If that even is your real name!?)
Oh! now it all makes sense!
You never looked like yourself from the side But your profile could not hide
Turtle profile, but *is not* circumcised.
^ that’s a joke. see PSA below.
Ok, real meaning- Miles looks like a turtle but can’t hide like a turtle can - in his shell.
and the continuation of the sentence into the next phrase is a clear example of misdirection.
PSA : the results of Google image search “turtle retractable head” are surprisingly graphic-looking. Why do they resemble very, very limp dicks? and/or prolapsed genitals /anuses?!. It’s not what I expected to find.
my brain is genuinely dying as i read this post how do you people even come up with this absolute nonsense
