bad day // open
gryffindorcas:
“Look, as much as I’d like to sympathize with whatever happened to you, I’ve mopped up out here THREE TIMES today since bloody Herrick decided to start making his bloody pea soup at the bloody Leaky Cauldron again and has thus made everyone in Diagon Alley bloody ill. I wasn’t even supposed to come in today but Ollivander, as it turns out, has also fallen victim to said bloody pea soup, and I’m sick of mopping up this bloody doorstep , so will you please bleed over there or wherever?”
“... I’m sorry, could you repeat that again? I thought I heard a screeching augurey.”


















