Damn...
Unless you recorded me saying that. You have no proof to me admitting to anything. And I will deny it all… especially to the whole thinking you’re good looking. You would be a great sidekick but come on. A stereotype ‘pretty boy’ superhero. It just…never happens. But hey whatever helps you sleep at night, buddy. Chee…some friend you are Anderson. Leaving a friend to be a lonely prisoner. My lonely sing-alongs will be great, don’t go crying to me when you can’t join though. You’re such a liar. You so did lead them to me. They mentioned your name!!! How many Logan Andersons do you know? You’re like freaking Kyle Walker from American Horror Story but worse. Your ego was way bigger before I started admitting anything. Orphan Black? I feel like I know it…this has gone on way to far. I need a bucket list just of shows to watch. See this is why I need to start watching the damn show! Netflix only allows me to watch only a certain amount at a time. You know what I blame the actors. If they weren’t so good looking than I would never be so attracted to these damn shows! Malia Tate. Oh my god. I just need her to find out Peter is her father and have a Hale family feels. I really cannot deal with all these damn fireballs they keep throwing at us, Anderson! I’m going crazy! Let’s be honest, the nogitsune made Stiles that much more hotter. The things I would actually do to that boy. Hey, he’s a brilliant villain. I don’t know Jennifer always rubbed me the wrong way. Kinda glad she’s dead now. But the ending of the second episode with Peter’s money getting stolen. What the hell was that? You have no idea how mad I am at that. Ugh, me too.
I’m blaming Netflix and the boys of Teen Wolf sexy bodies for me disappearing for a million years. Parties hate me! What can I say? It’s not me really. The universe just wants me in my pjs watching TV instead of going out and having a life. I can’t control that! But okay. Get your Stiles looking ass over to my room so we can go out today, tonight, right now, at this exact moment.
You literally just said "Hey, if the island gets attacked it’s gonna be more than just my fault." Implying that it is your fault. And you can't deny that you think I'm good looking, considering you were the one to bring up my muscles and amazing features, which was a word you used yourself. And I mean you are calling me a pretty boy so...really you can't deny anything regarding my looks. But what are you talking about? I would make a great superhero. The aliens really must have done something to your head to make you think that. Well it's not my fault you started singing a song on your own. Maybe I wouldn't leave you alone if you sang a song that was actually good. Please, I'm sure there are plenty of other Logan Andersons out there. There's no way they would talk about me. That may have been the case, but now you're just making it worse so that's entirely your fault.
It's the one with all the clones and the actress that plays like 15 different characters. It's great, you should definitely watch it. Same here, although if I tried to write it down, the list would go own for ages. By the time I finished the list, I'd be done all the shows! I totally feel you, actors and actresses need to get uglier, or else I'm gonna end up watching every damn show on Earth. Nah, I don't think Malia should find out. She's going through enough with this whole "adjusting back to human life" thing. The last thing she really needs is to find out that the guy she thinks is her dad really isn't her dad. If we get Hale family feels, I say that either Laura or Talia come back to life, or Cora comes back to South America. I'd rather have Hale family feels with Derek than Peter. But I know! Like the whole Wendigo thing, what is this, Supernatural? And what the fuck is up with Kate. God, we need answers. I won't argue with you there, regular Stiles is good, but possessed Stiles...damn. Evil really is his color. I dunno, I thought she was a really interesting character. It's a shame she's dead, in my opinion. I know, that's so crazy! But dude, the Hales were fucking LOADED.
Yeah yeah yeah, you and your excuses. You should try to control it, it is your life, after all. It depends, does my ass look like regular Stiles, or possessed Stiles?
