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@angus--gowan
At least you’re still pretty? Be happy you’re not at that age where things that should never sag, start sagging.
You reckon? It’s hard to think you’re any kind of good looking in this town when everyone is a model or an actor or rich. But you’re right, at least I don’t have that problem.Give it ten years, then maybe...
I’ve spent the last couple of days prepping chocolate eggs and I am pretty sure that I packed a couple of pounds in the process, but they look cute and delicious. I think that is the most important, isn’t it?
By prepping I assume you also mean eating? But it’s worth it, since it’s chocolate.
I’ve done absolutely nothing interesting with my life this weekend.I’m getting so old.
Aw, shucks. Are you asking me out on a date? Is that what’s happening here?
Why the hell not? You asked me for sex, I can’t ask you out for coffee?
Angus, hi. I hope it’s going to be a pleasure to meet you. I’m attractive, you’re attractive. You see where I’m going with this?
Yes, Jayden,I do see where you’re going with this. How about we get some coffee and go try to find where sells those brownies? See where I’m going with this?
Oh, one brownie could be your ruin! You don’t want to ruin a perfectly fit body, do you?! ──So you are still in your growth phase?
I highly doubt that, Ma’am, but I appreciate your concern. You seem awful worried about my figure and growth,but I assure you that everything on me grows just fine.
Is it one weird sex dream? Because maybe I’ve been around too many perverts, but everything in Los Angeles seems to be sexual somehow. But the second part makes a better explanation.
Not really? Isn’t it everyone’s dream to lay back and be fed and fanned and not do anything? Like in the caartoons? I reckon you’re hanging about wwith some very sexual people and your mind’s gone astray.
If you like what you’re seeing now, you should see me naked. Well, you may as well know my name. It’s common courtesy to tell people your name before you sleep with them. I’m Jayden.
Jayden? Angus. You seem convinced that I’m going to sleep with you, Jayden. You’re an attractive man, surely you can’t be that hard up for sex? Not that I’m not flattered,of course.
now I gotta go figure out what the fuck I’m gonna make for dinner yaaay -____
Mhm, you’re right. I don’t have you but I’m pretty sure I want to. No one has time for wooing people anymore. Although, if it mean that much to you, I can try and be a little more romantic? I could always eat the brownies off of you.
You’re a charming little shit, aren’t you? Funny to boot. What’s your name?
A bomb of sugar. It is not that hard to cook. Besides, this is Los Angeles. You can get it anywhere, can’t you? Or do you want someone to get some for you so you don’t do all the hard work?
Well, essentially, yes. It’s everyone’s dream to be lazy while they’re served brownies,is it not? And maybe a big leaf fan while I lay back. That sounds like heaven to me. I’m also a rubbish cook. Just awful.
Well, I could ask you to lift your shirt so I could exam better, but I guess I would just have to look before and after. Or photoshop you a little weight.
It’s actually not that bad under here. I dont think one brownie would hurt.Maybe two. I’m a big fellow.
Why do good people want to get fat? You are cute! Don’t do that!
Because they just look so damn good. Are you saying I wont be cute if I put out a little weight?
You’re craving Rocky Road brownies yet you haven’t tasted them either? That doesn’t even make sense. I could find some, I’m resourceful. I know people. We’ll taste them and then we’ll taste each other. How does that sound?
Not having something is the perfect reason to want it,don’t you think? But that’s some proposition there, friend. You’re not the wooing type, I see. I might be inclined to agree if you’re as resourceful as you say.
Don’t judge me but i don’t think I’ve ever tasted Rocky Road brownies before.
I’d judge you a bit if I could say that I have. For all the bakeries in the town, I dinna think it would be that hard to find one. Hence why I’ve resorted to sexual favors as a trade.
Offering up sexual favors for brownies. Who knew you were such a cheap date? I could have swept you off your feet years ago.
Why am I not surprised in the least? I reckon you’ve been dying to sleep with me since the day you met me. Make the brownies happen I’ll put out.
Is this invitation open for anyone or just people of the female variety?
Generally, yes, but you’re a handsome lad and I mean, have to not seen the way those brownies look?
