Heart In A Cage

Sup, the name is ISSAC ST. JAMES. There is a lot you need to know about me but to keep it short and simple — I’m going to give you the key points. Yes, I am better than you and will carry an opinion like an iron fist. You don’t like it, then fuck off. My job is honestly the best thing that has happened to be; apart from the $20 dances being reduced to $10 at the local strip joint. Don’t judge. Everyone needs to let loose every once in a while. Remember I spoke about my job, let me talk about it once more. I work for Pixar Animations Studios and let me tell you, it’s like a dream come true. It has opened so many doors for me I’ve been able to meet incredible people. I met Brad Pitt on a plane and he told me I was funny. True story. Anyway, if you got questions then I got answers. And no, I won’t be giving out spoilers. You people will wait like everyone else.

[animatingissac]

Everyone knows ya' adore me Issac, s' alright~

Nice one. Opposite day was yesterday, Norah.

[joshevns]

Oh, you don’t know my mom – they’re gonna stay at my place and she’ll want to take care of everything. She’s going to open all the doors she can, let me tell you. But, it’s alright. I’ve taken care of it all. Oh, really? That’s pretty adorable for the kids, I’m sure they enjoy this. 

[animatingissac]

I see. Good luck with the visit and I hope you don’t get any lectures. How long are they in town for? It is. We give them gift baskets with notebooks pencils and erasers with characters from Pixar movies. Encouraging to do well in school. Who knew school materials could get them excited. 

[animatingissac]

WOW BYE, YA' ARE A DORK~

Hold up, I have to check something. Huh, the only dork here is the one in my contacts and it seems to be you. You must have it wrong.

[joshevns]

Isn’t Christmas music the most catchy thing ever? The only time when you can’t be judged for listening to any of it; or well a little bit less at least. Gotta love the holidays. Especially since my family is coming over this weekend from Nashville. Time for me to actually clean up my place and stop looking for excuses. A lecture from my mom is the last thing I want. 

[animatingissac]

I hide all of my clothes in my small laundry room where my washer and dryer are held. No one looks and you can close the door. Fastest way I get my place clean for company. As far as Christmas music, they have tours at the office this time around for children to get them excited for the upcoming Pixar movies. I have to sing along with several others while wearing reindeer ears. It’s an experience alright. 

[animatingissac]

I will punch ya' in the throat, don't mess St. James~

Don’t mess? Don’t mess? Okay, I won’t make a mess. I wouldn’t know about you.

[animatingissac]

No bars, so whatever shitty diner is open this time of night, my workout ended early and I haven't seen ya' bitch ass self in far too long.

We’ll find something. Ah, I definitely didn’t miss your that. You know you can say you miss me. I’m sure that emotion is inside you.

[subby-axelclarington]

What is wrong with people!

Talk about privacy violation! Someone stole my identity and some how used my card to buy almost $10,000 work of shit online, SERIOUSLY?! The list of shit of ridiculous! Like seriously bank I’d never buy any of that stuff yet you flag my card trying to pay my bills. Needless to say I spent all day on the phone trying to justify that I’ve never been to mexico and I didn’t buy any of that stuff.

[animatingissac]

Usually if your card is out of the country, the bank should automatically deny it because you need to notify them you’re leaving. Are they going to replace the money spent?

[animatingissac]

Lets go get some food.

Yes yes, that sits well with me. Where did you want to go?

[sanfran-lilith-blog]

Okay I hate driving!

I was on the freeway last night and this semi truck decided it was bored in it’s lane or something and cut into the fast lane almost colliding with me! Seriously my little car would have not been any match for that giant thing! 

Originally posted by chippedcupofchai

[animatingissac]

Uh...ever heard of blindspots? Obviously driving next to a semi truck isn’t something you should be doing if your car is as little as you say. They can’t see you, they’re going to go with what their mirrors show them. If they have their signal light on and ready to merge into your lane, you should speed up and pass them or slow down and let them pass. But whatever. At least you didn’t die.

[mas0nmac]

Hey, I could totes woo a girl if I wanted to.

[animatingissac]

I’m not saying you can’t. I hope your pick up lines aren’t as questionable as your taste in music. But to each their own.

[animatingissac]

This is your secret santa, how are you doing today?

I’m doing quite well. I just finished with a scene I’m presenting tomorrow.

[mas0nmac]

I am definitely not asking a girl out.

[animatingissac]

It’s a good thing you aren’t. 

[kevin-weston]

Although I’m not a Star Wars fan, this whole lightsaber battle going on this weekend sounds like a good time. I mean, considering I’ve watched at least two movies out of six – I guess I can be worthy enough to hold a lightsaber. If not, well I’ll just have to pretend I know exactly what I’m doing.

[animatingissac]

There has been this video lurking around of a guy throwing lightsabers at random bystanders and having a lightsaber with them. It’s pretty cool. 

[billyboygapattack-deactivated20]

Way to go Billy !! 

After lying awake for hours staring at the cealing I suddenly got this extreme feeling of guilt about what an idiot I was during high school and decided to call Mom. Even before I could talk to her about the reason I called we end up in yet another heated argument about “how i’m wasting my life”  and “your just like your father”  And then she ends up hanging up on me in tears. 

 Perhaps it’s time for me to realise I’ve got more in common with my Dad than I like to admit. He ran away when times got tough and that’s all Ive ever done.  I Can’t go back to London, so  perhaps I should just go somewhere no one knows me and start again! That job offer i’ve recieved over the weekend to work as a climbing instructor in Dubai seems very appealing right now.  

[animatingissac]

I think you need to be a man and deal with your shit in private instead of informing us with this nonsense.

[mas0nmac]

I’m gonna take you out, gurl.

To the garbage cans. You are freakin’ trash.

[animatingissac]

Maybe suggesting a nice restaurant? I think that’ll turn into your favor more than dealing with a punch to the face.

[themadali]

He’s not really trying to kill Tony though. It’s all such a long story and it becomes overly complicated at some parts, but basically, both Steve and Tony are opposed on the whole government-superhero-freedom issue. Without giving too much away, Steve isn’t necessarily against Tony. He’s more against Tony’s new beliefs and practices. 

[animatingissac]

Got it. I have to watch the other movies to get behind it. I saw the trailer and was confused and felt like shit wasn’t going to be the same again between them.

[samlcgans-deactivated20200813]

I totally understand why people go crazy on Black Friday because I totally just spent about a hundred bucks at Victoria Secrets. I feel no fucking shame.

[animatingissac]

I hear people go crazy over panty raids there. Did you go crazy?