Hetalia.
Welcome back to 2014.
This blog post might be a little disjointed.
I remember this anime all too well. When I saw this was in the class page, the very last anime, a university class giving me actual credits for blabbing about the countryhumans anime, the anime about cute boys personifying Germany, Italy, and Japan during a certain time period, I thought I had gone insane.
Welcome back, Hetalia. I hate you. And I love you for that.
As a nice bonus, I had to explain to others in the class group chat what a "countryhuman" was, and how some of it aged quite well.
Welp. Let's just dive back into this shitstorm of an anime and the legacy it left on this cursed website. I'm so sick of watching anime.
Now, just from the description, this is very different than I remember. Actually, I'm not quite sure I remember what the plot was even supposed to be. It was mostly the meme anime full of bizarre 3d animation and just. Absolutely absurd scenes.
Like, I genuinely don't remember what Hetalia was supposed to be about.
Now, just to focus on what the lecture was about, Hetalia as an anime, as a concept, is going to be rife with stereotypes. Italy's whole personality is him liking tomatoes and pasta and generally acting incompetent. Germany is mostly pictured around the Nazi period, but he's one of the more likeable characters so this show is portraying a literal Nazi as good. Korea acts like a child who is jealous of his big brother Japan, France is gay af, America is the burger man, it just goes on and on. This anime is absolutely bizarre when I try to describe it, and at some point I realized I just couldn't stop laughing at the absurdity of it all. Hetalia as a concept satirizes these stereotypes, you're supposed to laugh at them and realize they're not true, it's just the artists messing around and poking fun at people who actually believe these stereotypes. But, as someone who was in the fandom around 2014-2018, I've seen a lot of people not really realize that if you believe in any of this, YOU ARE THE JOKE...
And then we segue into... COUNTRYHUMANS. The bastard child of Hetalia and Polandball. Once Hetalia's fanbase started to dwindle, a lot of people moved over to these horrible little creatures called countryhumans, and while it started out with the same ideas of satire like Polandball, it slowly gained younger and younger audiences and turned unironic. I'm not sure how the ol countryhuman fanbase is doing now, since I noped out of Hetalia (as well as Amino and Deviantart in general) around 2019.
Hetalia itself just also has a very confused tone. It never really addresses actual historical hardships or entire genocides, especially since it covers the time period of WW2 where you probably should actually address the elephant in the room or choose a different time period to have your cute and wacky beach episode. I won't draw the line at turning countries into cute twinks who act kind of homoerotic, but at least don't set it during a period where said countries are committing acts of evil.
I can definitely relate to the article in class. As I stated before, I absolutely despise Hetalia, yet I can't help but come back to it every once in a while, even if it's just to laugh at how stupid this anime is. It really does its job to stick in your head.
Also the fact that these beautiful gayboys are literal countries fighting aliens is just the cherry on top. I can't take this seriously. -5/10, I never want to think about this again (except perhaps 3 years from now when I remember it exists again)
Hi! I also like how literal this anime is as it is so blatantly obvious that the exaggerations they are making is for comical reasons so there is no way for you to get truly upset at them even if you don't agree. Overall great post, and super interested about the concept of country humans!


















