eat men like air

lucy 19 london who cares if i'm pretty if i fail my finals?

[snorelaks]

we’re all just trying to bust a nut in this world whether it be a sexual nut, spiritual nut, health nut, career nut, success nut

[always-a-pleasure]

Well, I think we’ve officially reinstated Friday night dinner.

[viralthings]

Before and after I sign good boy to my deaf dog

[feywandererart]

[crimewave420]

in the back of the club arms folded cause i don’t agree with the music selection

[timmychalamet]

Chris doesn’t have that reputation because guys don’t go around calling other guys sluts. So if you think it’s unfair, you have to stop calling girls sluts.

[isakyaki]

#squadgoals

[ladaleda]

boys + complimenting each other

[pezzabam]

The Boy Squad + figuring out isak’s sexuality. 

Bonus: 

[wageslavememes]

[454455deactivated-deactivated20]

i put the bi in bitter

[annaleighashfords-blog]

the harry potter books rated by how many times someone says "er"

philosopher's stone: (5) three of the five are used by hagrid and an astonishing zero by harry. altogether an underwhelming turnout. (3/10)

chamber of secrets: (6) a good third of the "er"s are a result of lucius malfoy being a dick about hagrid's hut. not a fan but still a better showing than the first book. (4/10)

prisoner of azkaban: (11) lupin enters the scene and the "er"s double, mostly because he is an awkward prince, but also because malfoy inherits his father's cute quirk of being a dick to poor people. (6/10)

goblet of fire: (23) the er count skyrockets as harry hits puberty and becomes progressively more awkward. baby boy is growing up and has forgotten how to put a sentence together. also serves as a minor plot point with the sphinx's riddle in the third task, giving er its well-deserved moment in the spotlight. (10/10)

order of the phoenix: (36) “So — so — they — er — they — er— they actually exist, do they — er — dementy-whatsits?”. excellent. still cannot comprehend what this sentence would actually sound like out loud. (9/10)

half-blood prince: (18) offsets the rising er trend which is disappointing. nothing to report other than harry is still unable to construct a sentence that does not contain ellipses (5/10)

deathly hallows: (8) hp is all grown up and has no need for speech disfluencies. brings a tear to the eye. (8/10)

[mjalti]

“u shouldn’t use ur phone while it’s charging” and Napoleon shouldn’t have tried to invade Russia during its frigid winter ok but we’re all hellbent on digging our own private graves here

[tapeducttemporary-deactivated20]

at a really specific time @ night i feel like i wanna fall in love or som shit lmao but then i wake up and im ok again

[snorlaxatives]

my aesthetic is that one scene in holes where sigourney weaver paints her nails with rattlesnake venom infused nail polish and claws jon voight in the face

[elizadusku-archive]

                                                                  Both.                                                            I want to stay.                                                            I want to leave.                                          I am three oceans away from my soul.                                                       - Nayyirah Waheed

[stinkothenasty]

Date a boy with curly hair and a goofy smile. Date a boy who’s tall and loves animals. Date a boy who smuggles magical creatures into America and then accidentally sets them loose, causing mass destruction. Date Newt Scamander.

[01101010-01100100]

if i feel an emotion one more time im gonna snap