[annedreeuhh]

Do you have a cute butt?

hmmm idk do i ???

[visvya]

[bob-belcher]

[rihannafenty]

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

*on an airplane*

*sticks my dick out the window n wacks it at 30,000 feet*

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

who was i

[dongboss]

ive done this and I got sucked into the turbine

[deadgrabs-blog]

The ultimate succ

[dongboss]

I died

[quacklemore]

Die Hard (1988)

[jovan]

[mjalti]

why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call him beast … id hide in my room all day too if my employees started making fun of me..

[teaboot]

If my manager decided to pull some rude ass shit with a witch and got me living the next ten years of my life as an immortal singing toaster oven you can bet your ass I’d wake him up every goddamn morning with a flaming panini directly to the face. rise and shine, you ugly fuck, time hear a song

[teaboot]

I call this one, “ode to an inconsiderate pissbaby” and the first 9 verses are just me screaming at various decibels

[trapcard]

mood.

[vasuki-blog]

I just heard a girl outside yell “PARKOUR” really loudly immediately followed by a dull thud on the ground and a softer “ugh” and I’m laughing really hard

[lubricates]

i recommend the creme brulee

i recommend you go away

[bootyhontas]

In the beginning, there was only ocean. Until the Mother Island emerged: Te Fiti. Her heart held the greatest power ever known. It could create life itself and Te Fiti shared it with the world.

[vasuki-blog]

I just heard a girl outside yell “PARKOUR” really loudly immediately followed by a dull thud on the ground and a softer “ugh” and I’m laughing really hard

[vvittch]

La La Land dir. Damien Chazelle, 2016

[amandaniday]

we were MERMAID for each other

available on society6

[thexfiles]

discuss

[thriftedrose]

[fyeahegerton]

As an actor, you sort of never escape the feeling that the work is going to dry up. I’m desperately scared that it’s all going to be taken away from me.