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[divorceddadrock]

I'm sorry but I will never ever use goon as slang for a guy who jacks off a lot or whatever it apparently means now. A goon is a guy in a clown mask and purple tank top who sees a caped crusader swooping down to beat up him and his buddies and yells "IT'S DA FREAKIN' BAT!" and I will accept nothing else.

[rosethornewrites]

Mom was doing a crossword and was trying to figure out the answer to the northernmost African country. With the letters, I knew it had to be Tunisia.

Mom: I didn’t know Tunisia was in Africa.

Me: You might be thinking of Tasmania, which is in Australia.

Mom: Tasmania isn’t in Romania?

Me: No, you’re thinking of Transylvania.

Mom: Oh, right. Thanks.

This reminded me of the Tumblr thing.

[kittydealer]

[annoyingfacelessclown]

[soon-palestine]

[annoyingfacelessclown]

Breaking down whatever illusion of world stability we had

[thememedaddy]

[raptorific]

I just want everyone to remember that Donald Trump has spent the last several weeks mocking and berating everybody who suggested Biden step aside because the republicans really did not want to run against someone other than Joe Biden. They have no plan, no playbook, no protocol, for running against someone other than Joe.

If you're feeling defeatist right now, please just understand that the Trump Campaign Strategy People are having the worst, most stressful day of the campaign as they scramble to figure out how to beat somebody who isn't Biden in November. Their ace in the hole was a hunk of Kryptonite up their sleeve and now they find out they won't be fighting Superman. THAT is the mood of today.

[annoyingfacelessclown]

Sadly sadly we're now in the midst of a modern AI version of the "Fall of the Roman Empire" most of the world back then didn't have the first-hand information at their fingertips yet lives and cultures faraway from Rome were affected by the collapse and internal destabilizing of the ancient world's only super power.

[thememedaddy]

[decompose1]

phrases that would change the game if i was allowed to say them to customers:

- you should kill yourself

- i'm going to kill myself

- you should be really embarrassed about the way you're treating me right now

- do you get off to this or something

- i'm going to marry your mother so i can teach you how to behave in public

- bark like a dog. your below me moron

[89cats]

(by kerjafilem)

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

no i don't want to use your ai assistant. no i don't want your ai search results. no i don't want your ai summary of reviews. no i don't want your ai feature in my social media search bar (???). no i don't want ai to do my work for me in adobe. no i don't want ai to write my paper. no i don't want ai to make my art. no i don't want ai to edit my pictures. no i don't want ai to learn my shopping habits. no i don't want ai to analyze my data. i don't want it i don't want it i don't want it i don't fucking want it i am going to go feral and eat my own teeth stop itttt

[annoyingfacelessclown]

We're all going in the Matrix

[annoyingfacelessclown]

Chennai’s iconic church, the ‘Kirk’ turns 200

One of the city’s most beloved icons, St Andrew’s, fondly known as the Kirk, was consecrated on February 25,1821

One of the city’s most beloved icons, St Andrew’s, fondly known as the Kirk, was consecrated on February 25,1821

On arterial Poonamallee High Road, flanked by Egmore Railway Station and the Police Commissioner’s office stands the imposing St Andrew’s church like a weightless dream in pale white.

Fondly known as the Kirk (Scottish for church), the church’s steeple, the tallest in the city, soars above a sea of shivering green. The bell cocooned in its innards tolls the end of a service, sending great flocks of pigeons into flight.