Nobody ever told her it's the wrong way

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Walking 39 very good dogs.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[asian]

You wake up from an one night stand with Sharon that you met from tinder. She’s classy and amazing, and said that she was going to make you breakfast. You get dressed and walk out to the dining table, and Jonah hill is sitting there with a cup of orange juice.

What do you do

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[skookumthesamoyed]

[science]

[cateatr]

[trapcard]

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

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No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

[warning--known--fangirl]

*WiFi goes out* Those fucking sharks again I swear

[mrbonesmidnitespookshow]

fuckin’ SJWs! (Sharks that Jam Wifi)