yoda is a homophobe

luke is gay and he's mean to him

[recentgooglesearches]

Yoda has never had sex and that’s canon

[darth--nickels]

Everyone who ever met Anakin Skywalker just walked away going “Yikes! What a mess! I hope somebody intervenes!” and then nobody ever did

[anti-yoda]

Yoda sucked my dink behind an applebee's once

my condolences

[anti-yoda]

Yoda ate my prize-winning sheep Hjálmarr, now how will i feed my kids?

eat yoda 

[anti-yoda]

leave yoda alone he is my precious baby green goblin and did nothing wrong. my sweet little brussel sprout is pure

yoda sent this

[anti-yoda]

yoda just STABBED me ! i am bleeding out as i type this!!!!

i know you sent this 6 months ago but please seek medical attention immediately 

[anti-yoda]

Yoda once beat me up behind a Wendy's he's a very mean man

thank you for sharing your story 

[anti-yoda]

Why do you hate Yoda? What did he do and do you have proof?

what did yoda do is he problematic?? does anyone have a callout?

[divorceddadrock]

Yoda: O shit, enslaved by Dooku, a whole colony of togrutas has been.

Mace : Who shall we send on this mission.

Mundi: I have the perfect candidates. How about the former slave and his togruta padawan.

Yoda: Fucking genius that is. Go wrong, nothing possibly could from this decision, yes. Very wise we are.

[anti-yoda]

do you ship reylo

[the2nd2lastjedi]

The holy trinity™

[tydtide-deactivated20180531]

Why people hating on yoda!? What the fuck did he do!?

[the2nd2lastjedi]

He exists

[boota]

[anti-yoda]

*Yoda voice* Depression? Just a fancy word for being bummed out, that is.

yoda, you ignorant slut

[rubyredwisp]

John Boyega on whether Yoda is cute

[anti-yoda]

does yaddle support luke’s homo

yes

[anti-yoda]

Fuck you and your anti yoda propaganda. Yoda helped deliver me when my mom was giving birth.

[anti-yoda]

Why do you hate/dislike Yoda?

he came into my house and called me a gay loser to my face