anything-remotely-funny

like my life

[carmilladekarnstein]

[fail9001-blog]

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

[fandomquoter]

[geekandmisandry]

My husband doesn’t believe me that shaving your legs is difficult and time consuming. So long story short he is about to shave his legs for the first time.

[geekandmisandry]

Update: he is part way through one leg and regretting his decision. I got him to switch from his men’s razor to my woman razor (his is for face shaving) and it’s going slightly better.

He is hating shaving his legs. HATING it.

[geekandmisandry]

Update:

My husband from the shower: how many notes does your post have?

Me: roughly one for every YEAR you have been in that shower!

[geekandmisandry]

Update:

BEFORE:

AFTER:

He says it was ridiculous and he can’t imagine having to do it again in a few days time, it’s much harder than shaving his face (he had previously claimed they would be abut the same). He says he feels he has learned a lesson!

Edit: He also pulled a muscle while shaving his legs! He said it was like exercise. “Yoga in the shower with razors” indeed!

[geekandmisandry]

Update: he has been rubbing his legs together in bed for ten minutes.

[whatiwishicculd-deactivated2015]

[ialexdiamond]

[hanktalkin]

DOES ANYONE ELSE REMEBER HOW DARK THIS MOVIE ACTUALLY WAS.

[fairfray]

filed under: childrens movies that shouldn’t have been childrens movies

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

[kitchikishangout]

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

[amusette]

the post that started it all

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god

[danthefrickinking-deactivated20]

Never not reblogging.

[clarinetfool]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

[heyothereinternet]

oh my god it is the legendary moon moon post

[fandomhaze]

*whispers* ive only seen screenshots of a screenshot of this post *touches post gently* is this real

[vincent-shittman]

fUCK ITS THE REAL THING I FEEL SO HONORED.

[nommythecreeper]

*SCREAMS* ITS BACK

[the-average-gatsby]

(x)

[nomorefullnameleavemealone]

My senior quote

[vh1]

[annulet]

shes become one of us

[oteresk-deactivated20150830]

when you and your friend sin together:

[best-of-memes]

It looks like the creators of The Simpsons can see the future

[koii-ii]

I want what they’re smoking fr

[jjames1219]

Same clothes, down to the lapel pin

[brokebut-wealthy]

It’s funny that a person is holding a paid sign in the Simpsons one because it was later found out that the ppl in the crowd were in fact paid actors.

[damxrosa-deactivated20160910]

I think they have a psychic on their writing staff

[wondyrwoman-deactivated20160623]

My uncle’s sugar daddy is sitting next to me, showing me pictures of his cat

[doctorfeliuzumaki]

There are sentences I expect to read and then there’s this

[roachpatrol]

i don’t intend to die anytime soon but just in case, here’s my will:

all my money goes to the dude at my funeral who tells the best eulogy, as voted by other funeral attendees. any genre is acceptable but paranormal erotica is highly encouraged. 

the runner-up gets my corpse. 

[patrickdiomedes]

if it’s a tie between two runners up, they must share my corpse and take it on a Weekend at Bernie’s style adventure

[andthesunuponyourface-deactivat]

What's it like to suck dick?

[vygandonut]

u should always wear oversized sweaters bc when ur in an uncomfortable situation u can just kind of pull ur entire body into it and hide from the world until the danger passes, also if u want to, u can pretend ur a turtle

[realitytvbitch]